My boss asked me to provide a report on "pacific" equipment "via" 2 for a meeting she has at 4.

last week at work was told I should take a certain path "as rule of thump"

Jorsh Horsely wrote:last week at work was told I should take a certain path "as rule of thump"Don't make me tell you twice...!

itchy mcgoo wrote:From HR director, while describing our org's inclusive history of service to populations of need said Japanese intermittent camps. Three fucking times.I mean, it's not like they had to stay there, right? yard barf wrote:Not a proper malapropism, but money shot is a popular expression now, used in questionable ways.Jesus fucking christ. I had a boss who would do this in team meetings. Several of us just wincing and gritting through, tears nearly streaming, because we all knew if one of us cracked we'd all go, and no one wanted to have to shoulder the burden of explanation. Just money shot after money shot.

My (step)Mother-in-law has a charming way of mixing up phrases, especially after a couple drinks. She once told her friend not to worry about the lights when leaving the room because they are "offamatic". The other night at dinner she said, "I'm at your disposable."

Coworker put in a request for a new lab top.

My wife text me yesterday to say there was a storm coming and that I should batter down the hatchets. She wasn t joking.Batter down the hatchets. Perfect.

"put any indifferences to the side..."

Favorite Malapropism, Japanese edition:killed himself by committing honorable sudoku

Today , wanting to imply that someone lacked experience, I coined the phrase 'green behind the ears'.