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191Clyde wrote:Two More Ax-Throwing Bars Are Opening in Brooklynpffft. NeuBrooklynites with booze throwing axes. Punters. When they start using shotguns to prune their trees gimme a call, but this looks tame to me where I regularly hear semi-auto fire 'cause it sounds cool to let off a few rounds. All afternoon.