Battered and impoverished, the empire travels to the casino planet to try to win some resources on high stakes roulette.

The Empire Strikes Black

The neckbeard manbabies finally get their way: Return of He-Jedi.

Recent police academy graduate Bunny Hopps is dissatisfied with not being taken seriously at her new job. Instead of fighting crime she is consigned to helping U2 record their new album.

Zooropia

They’re back at it, those zany rich folks, once again trying to find that perfect chapeau in Beverly Hills Cap 2

Remake of The Warriors where Ice Cube and his pals party a bit too hard one night and wake up stranded in the middle of an NY Jewish neighbourhood and have to battle the Beastie Boys to get out.

Goyz n the Hood

Bruce Willis is very, very angry and intends to fuck someone up in The Ragemaster.

Monster factory master scarer James P. Sullivan (voiced by Bernie Sanders) is striving for the position of company CEO, but the top bureaucracy are using their combined strength to hinder his advancement.

Monsters DNC

The medieval fantasy kingdom is threatened by an Ebola-esque plague. Only one frog prince has the magical kiss to end all this madness.

Seeping Beauty

Jim Carrey stars in this farcical quest to locate all remaining copies of the worst video game ever made so that he can deliver them to an anonymous member of the illuminati. Special guest appearance by James Rolfe as the legendary Angry Video Game Nerd. You'll laugh long and hard at Ace Ventura: E.T. Detective. Aubrey Plaza co-stars as the anonymous illuminati's daughter, tasked with keeping tabs on Ace and eventually disposing of him when the quest is complete. Will she be able to fight her inexplicable attraction to him long enough to complete her clandestine mission? Find out this Holiday season!

On future Earth, resource depletion has turned the planet into a wasteland. Criminal gangs rule and all traces of common culture are disappearing as the desperate people contend for survival. When an old lady uses the last remaining copy of Das Kapital to light her stove, the ghost of the German philosopher emerges from the smoke and proceeds to follow the lady around for the rest of the movie, pestering her with how right he was all along.

Mad Marx