If Firewatch (Video Game) was a band, I would have thrown a bottle at it's vocalist's head because of their closer.

Tesla drivers: please add noisemakers, fake exhaust, etc. to your cars to prevent you running me over since you don't look before taking a right. I can't hear your sedan and you ostensibly have 180° blindspots.

Curry Pervert wrote: Fri Jul 02, 2021 12:32 pm F'kin COURIERS!

you gotta problem with a person making a living?

"Entry-level" jobs that require more experience than you're going to get from college and internships. Sorry, if you want to hire new college grads, you need to accept that their internships are going to net them about two semesters of experience. If you're asking for two years, you're going to be disappointed.

"Reading a book all by yourself, huh? Watcha reading? I've never heard of that book. Is it good? What's it about?"

"Listening to music all by yourself, huh? Who's this band? I've never heard of them. Are they good? What kind of music is it?"

Krev wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 12:26 am Tesla drivers: please add noisemakers, fake exhaust, etc. to your cars to prevent you running me over since you don't look before taking a right. I can't hear your sedan and you ostensibly have 180° blindspots.

That's especially fucked of them, because having test driven a Tesla recently I can tell you that they have an onboard 360° view of the car with graphic representations of pedestrians. bikers, cars, etc for expressly the purpose of not running anyone/anything over. I suppose the driver could have willfully chosen to not view that screen. Or maybe they don't all have that.

jason from volo wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 10:19 am"...Who's telling you to go home? Your wife?"

This person sucks.

motorbike guy wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 7:30 am

Curry Pervert wrote: Fri Jul 02, 2021 12:32 pm F'kin COURIERS!

you gotta problem with a person making a living?

Ok maybe I should be more specific.

Bad couriers.

Specifically, HERMES. How the hell they're still in business is a mystery.

kicker_of_elves wrote: Mon Jun 28, 2021 11:11 am

kokorodoko wrote: Mon Jun 28, 2021 11:03 am

kicker_of_elves wrote: Mon Jun 28, 2021 10:55 am You know, Karen, there ARE other cocktail options besides vodka soda w/ lime. FML.

It's easy to make. What's the problem? Or did Karen get mad because you didn't have the ingredients?

It's what EVERY woman in their early 20s to their mid 30s drinks. Seriously. I can profile a drinker's beverage before they even order something and on a good night, I'll even make it before they ask for it. I don't know why they act surprised.

It's a "low-cal" option. Get a lotta booze without a lotta calories (in theory). It's slower than just drinking shots, and probably looks better than pounding vodka shots, too.

Why do beverages that say "no artificial sweeteners" and "sugar free", fail to mention that they've got Stevia or Monkfruit sweetener in them instead, as a "feature".

If I'm buying a flavored sparkling water, why do I have to squint and read the fine print to see if it is, indeed, sweetened! I've gotten bitten by "natural, non-sugar sweeteners", and it pisses me off to no end. That stuff tastes like crap, and they always over-sweeten.