This had me in stitches the other day:
Re: What's just made you laugh?
52Tom Scharpling arguing on The Best Show that the shark from Jaws is canonically named Jaws, and attempting to prove it by pretending to read from a copy of the novelization that he supposedly had on hand:
"Jaws knew Brody was after him - but he didn't care..."
"Jaws knew Brody was after him - but he didn't care..."
Re: What's just made you laugh?
53Is the joke that the movie is based on a novel?small talk wrote: Tom Scharpling arguing on The Best Show that the shark from Jaws is canonically named Jaws, and attempting to prove it by pretending to read from a copy of the novelization that he supposedly had on hand:
"Jaws knew Brody was after him - but he didn't care..."
Re: What's just made you laugh?
55Was talking with a friend and she said that whenever anyone says "skin-contact" (white wine) she hears "foreskin" wine. We're now going to refer to all skin-contact white wines as foreskin.
"Did you taste that foreskin? So funky!"
Have you tried __________'s new foreskin? It's delicious!
"Did you taste that foreskin? So funky!"
Have you tried __________'s new foreskin? It's delicious!
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56Hah! For some reason, I'm now thinking about how these guys could have definitely used a little more "funky" in their lives:enframed wrote: Was talking with a friend and she said that whenever anyone says "skin-contact" (white wine) she hears "foreskin" wine. We're now going to refer to all skin-contact white wines as foreskin.
"Did you taste that foreskin? So funky!"
Have you tried __________'s new foreskin? It's delicious!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_4-Skins