Apt, and humorous, analogy.
Also, I’m a huge fan of Plastic Surgery Disasters. It’s my go-to when I want to play drums as an aerobic activity.
If we are going outside the big 4 here, I’m gonna add Jerry’s Kids Is This My World? which is a record that takes hardcore beyond just “sped up punk” (I do think BB/MT/BF/DKs were similarly transcendent) and explores psychedelic and free jazz elements.
Would add Poison Idea and Articles of Faith as well, if we were expanding to top 10 American hardcore bands.