Any guitar that has a handle built into its body. Those finger grips are awful looking.
Aliexpress is getting into the fray -
Weird pricing on these:US $20.00 - 150.00
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102Sarah Longfield plays one of those fugly Strandberg dealies.Nate Dort wrote: Tue Jan 11, 2022 11:03 am Has anybody ever seen anybody actually play one of these fugly things in a band?
Here's a nice model of minimalism for y'all:
Just shy of 12 grand. Somehow two people have this fucking thing in their carts already, so better hurry if you want it.
https://reverb.com/item/44310798-crazye ... it-guitars
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103Jesus. If you're such a tweaker than you need all of your effects on your guitar, maybe don't use footswitches on the guitar itself.MoreSpaceEcho wrote: Tue Jan 11, 2022 11:30 amSarah Longfield plays one of those fugly Strandberg dealies.Nate Dort wrote: Tue Jan 11, 2022 11:03 am Has anybody ever seen anybody actually play one of these fugly things in a band?
Here's a nice model of minimalism for y'all:
Just shy of 12 grand. Somehow two people have this fucking thing in their carts already, so better hurry if you want it.
https://reverb.com/item/44310798-crazye ... it-guitars
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104So many times. Bands ranging from indie-prog to prog-hardcore to prog-metal to prog-prog-prog-clownly-clown-clown-spam-spam-sausage and spamNate Dort wrote: Tue Jan 11, 2022 11:03 am Has anybody ever seen anybody actually play one of these fugly things in a band?
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106I would fuck hard with a headless guitar. What's that white bass that Joe Preston uses? Guitar version of that, please.
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107and still despite all of these things that are needed, most bass players sound like a fart, a turd, orDr Tony Balls wrote: Tue Jan 11, 2022 10:37 amWhich came first, the ugly bass or the ugly bass amp? At some point the world decided that bass amps 1) cannot look cool, 2) should be rack mounted, and 3) need to have a graphic EQ.TylerDeadPine wrote: Tue Jan 11, 2022 10:11 amman do they ever. Why is that? I seriously want to know because I've been playing bass a lot and I'm afraidmatttkkkk wrote: Tue Jan 11, 2022 6:36 am Bass players in particular seem to have a susceptibility to total taste bypass, one day you’re thinking about stripping a Precision back to natural finish and the next you’re buying something made of bubinga with 9 strings and fanned frets and a body shaped like a cumshot.
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109Has the Tosin Abasi been posted yet? Because it really deserves to be:Chud Fusk wrote: Tue Jan 11, 2022 11:56 amSo many times. Bands ranging from indie-prog to prog-hardcore to prog-metal to prog-prog-prog-clownly-clown-clown-spam-spam-sausage and spamNate Dort wrote: Tue Jan 11, 2022 11:03 am Has anybody ever seen anybody actually play one of these fugly things in a band?
Also, Meshuggah with crazy frets: