A_Man_Who_Tries wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 11:07 am Tool is Rush for people who would rather listen to Joe Rogan.

Rushed your post.

IDLES is QOTSA for those who would rather be listening to OASIS.

uglysound wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:57 am Ween is now Ween for people who would rather be listening to Phish.

For what, 20 years now? I think it's more that classic Ween is the Butthole Surfers for people who don't like noise rock. But yes, festival Ween sucks.

Since we're doing "it's been bad longer than it's been good" stuff, The Simpsons is Family Guy for people who think they're too smart to watch Family Guy.

biscuitdough wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:06 am
Since we're doing "it's been bad longer than it's been good" stuff, The Simpsons is Family Guy for people who think they're too smart to watch Family Guy.

Yes!

How about:

Tim & Eric is Monty Python for people who'd rather be watching community access television.

Wordle is Boggle for cunts.

Geiginni wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:57 pm

biscuitdough wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:06 am
Since we're doing "it's been bad longer than it's been good" stuff, The Simpsons is Family Guy for people who think they're too smart to watch Family Guy.

Yes!

How about:

Tim & Eric is Monty Python for people who'd rather be watching community access television.

Lost is Days Of Our Lives for people who'd rather be watching Gilligan's Island.

NASCAR is The Dukes Of Hazzard for people who'd rather be at a Klan rally.

Philip Glass is Bach for NPR listeners who can't parse out hearing a fugue.

MMA is wrestling for people who would rather be listening to Chuck Palahniuk on tape.

Dirty Projectors is Black Flag for people who would rather be listening to 8 bit Nintendo game soundtracks.