More pet-themed ones:

"Whoo-hoo, itchy anus
see how hard he tries
Whoo-hoo, itchy anus
he's got the tears in his eye-eye-eyees"

"Just a spoonfull of Velveeta makes the medicine go down...."

New Orleans
New New, New New
I REALLY WANNA GO

When I feed the cats:

"I'm feeling good from my head to my shoes,
I've got a new can of food!"

Dasvidaniya / Mashed potato
I'm a goin' / To Laredo
Enchilada / A Burrito

A Burrito
A Burrito
A Burrito

There's cheddar cheese around


find something to chew


There's cheddar cheese around


find something to chew


Cheddar cheese around find something to chew


Cheddar cheese around, GET ME SOME FONDUE! CHEDDAR CHEESE!!!

“The Sherpas are coming, and I just can’t pretend.”

(Geddy Lee—wishing he hadn’t chartered a fly-by-night Everest expedition company—acknowledges that not only has his summit bid ended in failure, but that he now, embarrassingly, requires rescue.)

Elton John:

I'm sub-standard, never been adequate
Looking at the skills I'm bringing, feel they're rather limited
I'm sub-standard, just a waste of time
Now I'll sing a.bunch of random words til I fill out this line
I'm sub-standard
YEAH YEAH YEAH

Some guys have all the nuts, some guys have all the taints

Some guys get all the dates, some guys' just fuckin' masturbate



whohoaoahoahoa

I just heard this as "ass of a stranger" and I think it's permanent.

I just realized that I don’t think I’ve ever had a proper forum in which to share the following anecdote. The following conversation occurred circa 1984 between young me (ME) and my older, proto-hesher cousin (HC):

HC: “I’m not listening to Billy Idol any more.”
ME: “Why not?”
HC: “Because he just came out as gay.”
ME: “When?”
HC: “Have you heard his new song, I Supply the Face?”
ME: “But what does that even mean, ‘I supply the face’?”
HC: “You know, ‘face’ … head???”