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by numberthirty
Never mind the time that Illinois State Cop pulled me out of the car and "Asked..." if I would take a breath test after I told him that there was a "Pot Leaf..." Bat signal at the Pantera show and seemingly everyone except me lit up upon him pointing out how things smelled. Was surprisingly cool when I said "Look, it's honestly all second hand. I get it but I am straight edge."
Dude just looked stunned when I beat the test in question twice in a row, and said "So, seriously? A pot leaf bat signal, and you smell like that from second hand?"
Just had to tell him "Yep..."
We were right on the verge of having a laugh about it.