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13The Miami Dolphin
Some sort of ultrasonic edging. Often accompanied by a Dan Marino.
Some sort of ultrasonic edging. Often accompanied by a Dan Marino.
at war with bellends
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14There’s a company that makes video distribution equipment called Blonder Tongue.
Not those kind of videos
Not those kind of videos
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15I do not miss the days of designing broadband RF distribution - particularly tap & trunk systems.biscuitdough wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:09 pm There’s a company that makes video distribution equipment called Blonder Tongue.
Not those kind of videos
There's also Times Microwave - which sounds like something that involves a street performer in cosplay making your genitals warm at-a-distance.
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16G.G. Allin
Roger Waters
Roger Waters
We're headed for social anarchy when people start pissing on bookstores.
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17The Power Wash
The Denver Boot
Pencil Sharpener
Bowling Pin
Frothing the Milk
Caulking the Shower
The Denver Boot
Pencil Sharpener
Bowling Pin
Frothing the Milk
Caulking the Shower
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18I am too much of a newbie to nominate HOF material, but…PASTA wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 1:00 pmfrom Urban Dictionary:
"Pommel Horse
The sexual act of a smaller man taking charge of a larger woman.
Resembling an Olympic gymnast straddling the two "love handles" and swaying his body about in a routine. Depicted as a straddling motion. Applying only to men because the pommel horse is only for male gymnasts. An endearing feat requiring a upper body strength and stamina.
Guy # 1: Wow look at that big and tall sized woman.
Guy # 2: Yeah I wouldn't mind giving her a pommel horse and straddling her buy her love handles."
This is pretty damn good.
jason (he/him/his) from volo (illinois)
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19The French Doorbell (fun?)
Biscuits and Gravy (gross?)
The Tijuana Brass Band (crowded)
Biscuits and Gravy (gross?)
The Tijuana Brass Band (crowded)
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20Telefunken
Sort of like a solo wraparound, but with ASMR. An advanced technique.
Bookmark
Leave a finger/something in there and return to it later
Sort of like a solo wraparound, but with ASMR. An advanced technique.
Bookmark
Leave a finger/something in there and return to it later