How rare that one of these lists gets the number one right. Chapeau.

https://www.guitarworld.com/features/30 ... ction-10-1

I have a USPS delivery being sent to me (Chicago area) that is originating from St. Louis, MO.

It is being routed through Des Moines, IA.

This seems ridiculously inefficient. Are there really no trucks going between St. Louis and Chicago??

Beto O'Rourke speaking Spanish is one of the most cringe moments I've witnessed on TV. I keep coming back to it in my head.

"The crowded future stings my eyes. I still find time to exercise. In a uniform with two white stripes."

What if incels got into power and outlawed sex for everybody.

OK, a record store based wholly on Pitchfork reviews. Nothing under a 6, or maybe 5.

Arranged in numerical order, and alpha within that.

Think about it.

I would love to be making some music, but my laptop is fucked and that's what I make music with. Funny how some creative itches can't be readily scratched by other mediums.

Anyone else sick of the incessant questions we're asked out in the world, by both people and machines?

Gas Station Pump: Do you want to join the club? Do you want a car wash? Do you want a receipt?
Coffee place: Do you want room for cream? Do you want cream? Iced or hot? Do you want a receipt? Do you want to start a card?
Fast Food: Do you wanna make that a meal? What size? Do you wanna upgrade that for $.50?

I had someone at a coffee shop ask me all of these things and more and I said, as nicely as possible, "I just want what I ordered, thank you." This person said if the manager didn't hear these questions being asked that she'd be in trouble.

Fuxache people. I just ordered exactly what I came in here for.

^ Yes, absolutely. I wonder if they pile on all these things to make you feel like you have more choices or something. Also your encounter with the cashier would make a good dystopian short story.

Names like "Harris" and "Dukakis" are very penis-adjacent.