Let's say your a pirate. What are some of the consequences and pitfalls of being one?

Game rule: Having a white whale sink your ship doesn't count.

Here is one.

"Ah mate I hate it when we come into port and the towns folk all think we are the members of W.A.S.P"

"me turn in th' barrel"

I told her: thar's no meth at sea me'dear. These are scurvy teeth.

Mickey242 wrote: Fri Apr 29, 2022 11:14 pm Let's say your a pirate.

The only way you're getting away with "your" is if you meant to type "yarr"

"yar, one of the deck hands has been inserting broken rum bottle necks into his rectum leading to the unwarranted circumcision of the first mate. Yar it gets lonely at sea. I woke the other night to one of the cabin boys performing fellatio on my wooden leg"

Mickey242 wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 9:05 pm "yar, one of the deck hands has been inserting broken rum bottle necks into his rectum leading to the unwarranted circumcision of the first mate. Yar it gets lonely at sea. I woke the other night to one of the cabin boys performing fellatio on my wooden leg"

On the plus side, nobody's fucked the parrot.

A_Man_Who_Tries wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 11:48 pm

Mickey242 wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 9:05 pm "yar, one of the deck hands has been inserting broken rum bottle necks into his rectum leading to the unwarranted circumcision of the first mate. Yar it gets lonely at sea. I woke the other night to one of the cabin boys performing fellatio on my wooden leg"

On the plus side, nobody's fucked the parrot.

On the open sea, Parrot fucks YOU.

Possible incarceration or high potential for bodily harm would likely be at the top of the list.

Jon

A_Man_Who_Tries wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 11:48 pm

Mickey242 wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 9:05 pm "yar, one of the deck hands has been inserting broken rum bottle necks into his rectum leading to the unwarranted circumcision of the first mate. Yar it gets lonely at sea. I woke the other night to one of the cabin boys performing fellatio on my wooden leg"

On the plus side, nobody's fucked the parrot.

YOLO

This doesn't quite meet the formatting requirements of this thread, and also it's a meme that my daughter made, but I thought this was worth sharing here..