Plasticland, "You Were Such A Bad Time"...wait for the chorus...

Most Melvins songs have gibberish lyrics. This one in particular. They were even printed in the jacket.




Los ticka toe rest. Might like a sender doe ree.
Your make a doll a ray day sender bright like a penelty.
Exi-tease my ray day member half lost a beat away.
Purst in like a one way sender war give a heart like a fay.

Cause I can ford a red eed only street a wide a ree land.
Die-mond make a mid-evil bike a sake a like a ree caste.
Cause I can ford a red eed only street a wide a ree land.
On a ree land. Find a ree land.

You sink a my swan. Rolly a get a worst in.
Maybe minus way far central poor forty duck a pin.
Milk maid dud bean. Master a load a head.
Pill pop a dope a well run general hash pump a gonna led.

The Chips - Rubber Biscuit

Jesus Built My Hotrod

What's that fucking 80s song? I think it's largely piano-led, uptempo, and the chorus seems to go "Don't go..." followed by another three lines that just sound like pissed-up mumbling.

I fucking hate that record but it would fit here.