I've got the perfect wang to make a nude proposition.

Swing your dick
From side to side
Something a something
HEY!
Do the Mario

I always feel like some budgie’s watching me

jfv wrote: Thu Aug 18, 2022 6:36 am I always feel like some budgie’s watching me

Breadfan, summer in the city, back of my neck gonna make a million

Here's some Alanis:

You've already won me overrrugh
In Spiderman

Sharp Dressed Man

Poop poop
Pee pee
Sorry that's just how it's gotta be

Fart fart
Plop plop (plop plop)
I fill the toilet right up to the top

They go running just as fast as they can
'cause everyone hates to see the doo doo man

A propos of nothing, just because it popped into my head, to the tune of "Down in It":

I was bubble-butted
Now my buns thinner

Boring tasks, done at-a-lower-billing rate!
Boring tasks, done at-a-lower-billing rate!

...boring tasks and they're done at-a-lower-billing-rate....boring tasks and they're done-at-a-lower-billing rate...

This isn't meant to be culturally insensitive but it's fun to sing "Guantanamera" as "One Ton Tomato" like this:

One ton ta-may-ta
I ate a one ton ta-may-ta

Anthony Flack wrote: Sun Aug 21, 2022 2:08 am Here's some Alanis:

You've already won me overrrugh
In Spiderman

It’s a death row hard-on/ two minutes too late