spoot wrote:

Linus Van Pelt wrote:Why is Christian rock universally bad?

Because the audience doesn't give a shit what it sounds like, they'll still buy it and go to the shows etc. Low standards!

Linus Van Pelt wrote:These guys are completely worthless. Not even that good for laughing at. Awful.

Why is Christian rock universally bad? Theoretically, isn't it at least possible that somebody could make rock and roll music to glorify Christ and not have it suck shitty butthole? Like, theoretically?

The only things that come to mind are His Name is Alive and Tri-Danielson. The first are committed Christians, but, despite the name, I almost never hear it coming out in the music. The second, I'm not familiar with. Does the Christianity come out in the music? Is the music rock and roll? Is the music good? If yes, why are they the only ones?

Hour_of_the_Wolf wrote:

spoot wrote: Is that Christian?

http://dict.die.net/mormon/

I like Belle and Sebastian too, although they don't sing about God as much - but it does come out in 2/5 songs.