Dancing In The Dark

These buns don't lie, Sir
They would never lie about a shart
Even if they did lie, Sir
Even then it's just, hey, my pants are dark

Wire "Ahead" - "I remember making the body surge." I feel like works better than "search" in the context of the song, too. They should change it.

Driving home from a Labor Day outing with the wife and kids, No Doubt’s “Hey You” starts playing from my wife’s music library in the car. I was reminded of this:

The song’s chorus has a line that’s supposed to be something like “You’re just like my Ken and Barbie doll”

I always sing (and always thought the actual words were closer to): “You’re just like the kid I farted on”

Usually results in wife getting mad and skipping the rest of the song.

Once upon a time I was feeling a toot
Now I'm only feeling a shart
There's nothing I can do
I totally shit when I fart

Once upon a time there was nothing to wipe
Now there's only dumping a shart
There's nothing I can say
I totally shit when I fart

Suddenly those cannons going off make sense

Jesus is just all right with me
Jesus is neither bad nor good
Jesus is just all right with me
Jesus is just all right

I translated VU's "Waiting for My Man" into (bad) German once.

Ich warten auf meinen Mann
Sie 'st niemals früh, sie ist immer spät
Und die drogen ist von schlechtest qualität

Pound pound shit a pound I shit a pound, yeah shit a pound woo-oo I shit a pound
I shit a pound
My shit is brown
I'm a real shithead
I fuckin' shit the bed

I, saw Earl Scheib, and he painted up my ride, I saw Earl Scheib

It's been a hard day's night
I'm makin' whoopie like a dog
But when I get home to you
And all the things that you do
We're makin' whoopie