Re: I’m a sixther. Ask me anything.

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sixther wrote: Tue Sep 13, 2022 7:41 pm
TylerDeadPine wrote: Tue Sep 13, 2022 5:41 pm
Frankie99 wrote: Tue Sep 13, 2022 4:25 pm Jesus Christ. Eat the fucking donut. If you can't eat a whole donut, don't take any at all. Don't want the whole donut? Fine. Find someone and split it with them. Problem solved. There wasn't even a problem, but you made one and now I've solved it for you since you can't do it yourself.

This perpetual division of what is perfectly designed for one person is what's wrong with shit today. Polite to the point of making everyone uncomfortable. It's a donut. It's made for one person. You're introducing a wild variable that's fucking shit up.

Y'all slicing up oysters and shit so there's enough to go around? Fuck's going on here?
^ that's about entirely it.

The sixther has also now dirtied a dish to get your portion of non-satisfaction, so actually in your self-important 'I don't want to take all of it', you've created energy waste.

My mother in law takes this to the extreme, never finishing anything and it's infuriating.
the knife was plastic.

and your mother in law finished enough to create your now-wife, so maybe you should be a little more grateful!
pff, my wife that has cancer, that's like 1/6th of the correct DNA!

I should say that this is the only thing about my mother in law that is frustrating, so you can see how much of a problem sixthing is.


Realtime update: My mother in law came home, had already cut a muffin - ate half, and left the other half on the counter, "in case you want it."
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Re: I’m a sixther. Ask me anything.

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sixther wrote: Wed Sep 14, 2022 9:01 am
ChudFusk wrote: Wed Sep 14, 2022 4:16 am What about people who do the opposite of sixthing? I am referring to those who add things to communal food, such as putting homemade frosting on that one plain donut that always comes in an assorted dozen, adding salad dressing to a bowl of chips, or leaving bites of their own lunch on a tray of hors d'oeuvres.
fuck those people.
So you've suddenly got boundaries for the rest of us to respect?

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Was reminded today that I have donuts with dad tomorrow morning at my 4th graders school.

It'll be like I'm a reporter walking right into battle to deliver the harsh realities from the front lines.

My daughter also claims that she's never seen anyone carve up a donut for any reason, so I'd like to get that obvious bias out into the open now.

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Frankie99 wrote: Wed Sep 14, 2022 7:10 pm Was reminded today that I have donuts with dad tomorrow morning at my 4th graders school.

It'll be like I'm a reporter walking right into battle to deliver the harsh realities from the front lines.

My daughter also claims that she's never seen anyone carve up a donut for any reason, so I'd like to get that obvious bias out into the open now.
Kids that age also go into fucking freezing water and feel nothing. She's not a reliable judge.
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Re: I’m a sixther. Ask me anything.

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Dave N. wrote: Tue Sep 13, 2022 10:34 pm Sixther is a word that disagrees with my mouth, like Isthmus, or Rural. I can’t read it without imagining Sylvester the Cat saying it. “Ith that Dee Thnyder from Twithted Sixther?”💦
I figured Stephin Merritt's group The 6ths was chosen as a deliberately difficult word to say. This impression is bolstered by the fact that they called their albums Wasps' Nests and Hyacinths and Thistles.

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