dad, is that you?tonyballzee wrote: Sat Sep 17, 2022 9:55 pm All you people who unthinkingly snarf down donuts and don't gain a pound can suck it. I just look at a donut and I feel my gut start to sag over my belt and my man boobs swelling. Of course I want to eat the whole thing but it will send me right down the slope to fatassery. But donuts are so damn good and I just want a little taste.
But some jackoff always shows up at work with a box full. "Hey everybody! Help yourself!" Do you go to AA meetings with an 8-ball of coke and a bottle of tequila, you sick fucks?
I had a roommate years ago that I drove crazy with this behavior. He would buy some delicious dessert at the store and we would split it. His half was gone within 24 hours, mine would last at least a week. I would only eat one forkful at night. He'd get furious: "Every goddamn day I open the fridge and it's still in there. Just EAT the fucking thing already!"
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112Gold!
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113I'm enjoying this ride.
However, I tend to agree that in an office environment you either take the whole doughnut, or you cut it in half with a knife neatly enough that it's evident you didn't touch the remaining half. This is applicable whether it is the last one or not.
However, I tend to agree that in an office environment you either take the whole doughnut, or you cut it in half with a knife neatly enough that it's evident you didn't touch the remaining half. This is applicable whether it is the last one or not.
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114What about taking a few bites and deciding you can't finish the rest? I'm currently eating a brownie a housemate left out and legit having this problem.
What should I do?
What should I do?
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116Once you put your lips and breath all over it it's all yours. Save the rest for later.andyman wrote: Wed Sep 21, 2022 4:19 pm What about taking a few bites and deciding you can't finish the rest? I'm currently eating a brownie a housemate left out and legit having this problem.
What should I do?
Maybe if you thought it was going to be too much you could have cut it in half first with a kniiiiiiife
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117finally, a question.andyman wrote: Wed Sep 21, 2022 4:19 pm What about taking a few bites and deciding you can't finish the rest? I'm currently eating a brownie a housemate left out and legit having this problem.
What should I do?
this is entirely different. if you take a bite of something and don't want to finish it, you have two options:
1. ask your wife/husband/significant other if he/she/they want it.
2. throw it in the fucking garbage.
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118That's right, we're supposed to be asking you questions.
Focus has mostly been on donuts or pastries in a communal (e.g. office) setting thus far.
What about pizza? Will you split a slice of pizza into a sixth of a piece?
Focus has mostly been on donuts or pastries in a communal (e.g. office) setting thus far.
What about pizza? Will you split a slice of pizza into a sixth of a piece?
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119Sixther, do you put one sock on and then a shoe, followed by the other sock then the shoe? It feels like donut-halving would bring about other eccentric activities.
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120Yes, my child? Frosted or glazed?sixther wrote: Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:01 amdad, is that you?tonyballzee wrote: Sat Sep 17, 2022 9:55 pm All you people who unthinkingly snarf down donuts and don't gain a pound can suck it. I just look at a donut and I feel my gut start to sag over my belt and my man boobs swelling. Of course I want to eat the whole thing but it will send me right down the slope to fatassery. But donuts are so damn good and I just want a little taste.
But some jackoff always shows up at work with a box full. "Hey everybody! Help yourself!" Do you go to AA meetings with an 8-ball of coke and a bottle of tequila, you sick fucks?
I had a roommate years ago that I drove crazy with this behavior. He would buy some delicious dessert at the store and we would split it. His half was gone within 24 hours, mine would last at least a week. I would only eat one forkful at night. He'd get furious: "Every goddamn day I open the fridge and it's still in there. Just EAT the fucking thing already!"