jfv wrote: Thu Sep 22, 2022 11:04 am That's right, we're supposed to be asking you questions.

Focus has mostly been on donuts or pastries in a communal (e.g. office) setting thus far.

What about pizza? Will you split a slice of pizza into a sixth of a piece?

rsmurphy wrote: Thu Sep 22, 2022 11:10 am Sixther, do you put one sock on and then a shoe, followed by the other sock then the shoe? It feels like donut-halving would bring about other eccentric activities.

tonyballzee wrote: Thu Sep 22, 2022 12:21 pm

sixther wrote: Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:01 am

tonyballzee wrote: Sat Sep 17, 2022 9:55 pm All you people who unthinkingly snarf down donuts and don't gain a pound can suck it. I just look at a donut and I feel my gut start to sag over my belt and my man boobs swelling. Of course I want to eat the whole thing but it will send me right down the slope to fatassery. But donuts are so damn good and I just want a little taste.

But some jackoff always shows up at work with a box full. "Hey everybody! Help yourself!" Do you go to AA meetings with an 8-ball of coke and a bottle of tequila, you sick fucks?

I had a roommate years ago that I drove crazy with this behavior. He would buy some delicious dessert at the store and we would split it. His half was gone within 24 hours, mine would last at least a week. I would only eat one forkful at night. He'd get furious: "Every goddamn day I open the fridge and it's still in there. Just EAT the fucking thing already!"

dad, is that you?

Yes, my child? Frosted or glazed?

sixther wrote: Thu Sep 22, 2022 9:29 pm

rsmurphy wrote: Thu Sep 22, 2022 11:10 am Sixther, do you put one sock on and then a shoe, followed by the other sock then the shoe? It feels like donut-halving would bring about other eccentric activities.

damn, what a uniquely specific question.

no you sick fuck what's wrong with you who does that shit omg.

Christopher wrote: Fri Sep 23, 2022 1:33 pm Who the fuck calls a donut a bun?!?

Frow on me galoshes and have a right point sixteenff uva bunner innit, a sloyce ah toroidal pudding now'n'gin.

Frankie99 wrote: Sun Sep 25, 2022 7:32 pm Was it in reference to the donut or a hairstyle?

biscuitdough wrote: Sun Sep 25, 2022 10:24 pm If presented with a French Cruller, now impossible to find, fresh and perfect... but the last one, in a workplace breakroom situation, would you sixth it?

I would devour it furtively, like the animal I am.