I played football in high school, and one year during the break between double sessions, a little game erupted. The game was to sneak up behind somebody while he was underneath a shower-head, washing his hair, and piss all over him. You see, the hot water from the shower made it impossible to tell that someone was pissing on you. Now, a few of the more violent rednecks on the team stated, flat out, that they would kill anyone who even tried to piss on them; whether or not this had anything to do with the fact that the most egregious piss-bandits were black I'll leave up to conjecture.

Anyway, some of us made it our mission in life to avoid being pissed on at all costs, and I was one of these elusive few. I was able to do this primarily because I was so exhausted after practice that I would sit in the locker room and recuperate while everyone else showered. Then I'd take a folding chair into the shower with me and just sit under the scalding water for what seemed like hours. One day, Junior--the ring-leader of the pissing wars--got everyone to wait after practice. While I was sitting in a heap underneath the shower, and while everyone else peered around the corner, Junior crept up, arched his back and, so I'm told, pissed an arcing stream that landed right at the back of my head. When I heard laughter, I turned around and caught it, full-force, right on my cheek.

It took me quite some time to get Junior back, but I finally did. I had a small bottle of Prell shampoo that I'd just used the last of, so I filled it full of piss. One day in the showers, I asked Junior if he wanted to use my shampoo. "Sure," he said, "give it here." He proceeded to dump the entire contents onto the top of his head. As he rubbed it into his short afro, he said, "Yo, Ralph, what's up with this shampoo? I can't get no latha.

I also like the story Rita Coolidge told about how when she first started dating Kris Kristofferson, he was fond of pissing in the kitchen sink, and while she hadn't cured him of it yet, she had convinced him not to piss in it when it was full of dirty dishes.

Well, c'mon, when you gotta go, you gots to go. If the dirty water from the bod goes down that hole, it's all good.

100% ok.

I've always heard this was a "guy thing." But I gotta say NOT COOL and that's because our shower is in the bathtub and I don't wanna take a bath where someone's been pissing. Besides, what's wrong with doing it BEFORE you get in the shower?

This thread is funny. Bump.

I had a roommate who would get upset if the toilet wasn't flushed because she was afraid urine molecules would evaporate from the toilet and condense on her toothbrush. Kind of a tangent, but I just thought of it.

i remember a great lenny bruce bit about staying in a hotel and having to piss in the sink. in the skit, he gets caught by a room-mate and has to go out on the roof, whereupon people call the police thinking he's a potential jumper. it ends with a priest coming out onto the ledge and saying "are you sure this is the only way son?" and he has to reply "well, my room-mate won't let me piss in the sink!"

Asking people if they pee in the shower is what I typically use to break the ice. I pee in the shower, it's nice.

Chromodynamic wrote:Asking people if they pee in the shower is what I typically use to break the ice.
I pee in the shower, it's nice.

Your rap needs work.

Linus Van Pelt wrote:

Chromodynamic wrote:Asking people if they pee in the shower is what I typically use to break the ice.
I pee in the shower, it's nice.

Your rap needs work.

I should just come to grips with the fact that I can never be as good as Natalie Portman.

Linus Van Pelt wrote:This thread is funny. Bump.

I had a roommate who would get upset if the toilet wasn't flushed because she was afraid urine molecules would evaporate from the toilet and condense on her toothbrush. Kind of a tangent, but I just thought of it.

I have a friend who takes his shirt off when he goes for a pooh because he's afraid of pooh molecules doing the same thing.

He craps with his shirt off.

WTF