One of the strangest things you'll ever see.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/ ... tion-in-us

Pretend “money” predictably crashing into reality.

"The Los Angeles Angels acquired outfielder Hunter Renfroe from Milwaukee for pitchers Janson Junk, Elvis Peguero and Adam Seminaris, the teams announced."

made me laugh because none of those names sound real

Last Crusade was on and my sister was trying to get my mom to say "We named the dog Indiana" in her best Sean Connery accent.
Maybe an hour earlier watching the new Top Gun movie, my mom, totally unprompted: "Tom Cruise' dyed hair looks like shit"

A_Man_Who_Tries wrote: Fri Sep 30, 2022 12:37 am

iembalm wrote: Thu Sep 29, 2022 4:39 pm Someone in my office just referred to my chicken noodle soup as, "Sicken Choodle Noop."

They're having a stroke.

My girlfriend does this all the time. So much so that I made her get a brain scan. Honestly you have no idea…. “pickchea” when trying to say “chickpea” etc.

Sometimes it is the wrong word altogether, but she gets stuck. For example - once, when trying to say “train!” whilst pointing at the actual god damn train, she just stood there pointing at it saying “chair! chair!” with her eyes wobbling side to side. It is like a total girlfriend malfunction or something.

I should start a thread that lists them as they happen….