I know you have all been chomping at the bit to cast a gaze from your beady li'l eyes upon my 2022 horror listicle
Speak No Evil
*uncomfortable Danish film about the limits one will take in order to be polite. Genuinely fucked-up ending.
The Sadness
*Deliciously violent, disgusting, and taboo-destroying flick out of Taiwan about a pandemic turning people into homicidal maniacs. Get some.
Satan's Slaves 2: Communion
*didn't enjoy it as much as the first Satan's Slaves, but this Indonesian take on genealogical occultish bloodlines has authentically freakish and terrifying sequences. There's one where someone is hiding in a trash chute and a couple of demons are talking in a gleefully sadistic high-pitched girlish tone about how they are about to get sent to hell to be tormented forever just because. Infernal.
The Innocents
*movies about scary kids or kids with powers aren't usually my go-to, but this Norwegian chiller has phenomenal acting from its very young stars, as well as a horrific take on what can be loosely based on superhero contexts...and I don't care much for superhero contexts. Not for cat-lovers
Mad God
*surreal stop-motion horror from Phil Tippett. No plot, just scene after scene of nightmarish scenarios.
Moloch
*another entry about bloodlines, family curses, and destinies. Depressing!
A Wounded Fawn
*late-entry starring the criminally adorable Josh Ruben as a serial killer who receives his comeuppance via the three furies in Greek mythology. Weird, psychedelic, and freakish feminist horror with a truly wtf-ending for the ages.
Watcher
*Paranoid and suspenseful flick starring Maika Monroe being stalked in a new, foreign city.
Resurrection
*what can't Rebecca Hall do? I love her, especially in this supremely strange film about psychologically abusive relationships, power dynamics, and baby-eating.
EDIT: Forgot about Deadstream. Horror-comedy that's unabashedly cheesy during it's first half but has more than a few creepout moments. Second half had me howling with laughter as well as nervous laughter from being scared in a fun way. A cancelled influencer tries to win back his audience by live-streaming one night in a haunted house.
If you're looking for light-entertainment that mocks the social-media-online blogosphere, then put this in your pen and vape it.
Justice for Qaadir, Nazir Lewis, Emily Pike, Sam Nordquist, Randall Adjessom, Javion Magee, Destinii Hope, Kelaia Turner, Dexter Wade, Nakari Campbell, Sara Millerey González