I know you have all been chomping at the bit to cast a gaze from your beady li'l eyes upon my 2022 horror listicle
Speak No Evil
*uncomfortable Danish film about the limits one will take in order to be polite. Genuinely fucked-up ending.
The Sadness
*Deliciously violent, disgusting, and taboo-destroying flick out of Taiwan about a pandemic turning people into homicidal maniacs. Get some.
Satan's Slaves 2: Communion
*didn't enjoy it as much as the first Satan's Slaves, but this Indonesian take on genealogical occultish bloodlines has authentically freakish and terrifying sequences. There's one where someone is hiding in a trash chute and a couple of demons are talking in a gleefully sadistic high-pitched girlish tone about how they are about to get sent to hell to be tormented forever just because. Infernal.
The Innocents
*movies about scary kids or kids with powers aren't usually my go-to, but this Norwegian chiller has phenomenal acting from its very young stars, as well as a horrific take on what can be loosely based on superhero contexts...and I don't care much for superhero contexts. Not for cat-lovers
Mad God
*surreal stop-motion horror from Phil Tippett. No plot, just scene after scene of nightmarish scenarios.
Moloch
*another entry about bloodlines, family curses, and destinies. Depressing!
A Wounded Fawn
*late-entry starring the criminally adorable Josh Ruben as a serial killer who receives his comeuppance via the three furies in Greek mythology. Weird, psychedelic, and freakish feminist horror with a truly wtf-ending for the ages.
Watcher
*Paranoid and suspenseful flick starring Maika Monroe being stalked in a new, foreign city.
Resurrection
*what can't Rebecca Hall do? I love her, especially in this supremely strange film about psychologically abusive relationships, power dynamics, and baby-eating.
EDIT: Forgot about Deadstream. Horror-comedy that's unabashedly cheesy during it's first half but has more than a few creepout moments. Second half had me howling with laughter as well as nervous laughter from being scared in a fun way. A cancelled influencer tries to win back his audience by live-streaming one night in a haunted house.
If you're looking for light-entertainment that mocks the social-media-online blogosphere, then put this in your pen and vape it.
Justice for Randall Adjessom, Javion Magee, Destinii Hope, Kelaia Turner, Dexter Wade and Nakari Campbell