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by M.H
1. Slint reunion show, 2005 - aged 17(ish), had to hand in a big A level assignment on the day before I could sneak outta school and get into London that night.
Afternoon before I came down w/ a serious flu - hot sweats, puking, the works. Of course, being a moron, I had left a good chunk of the coursework until the last minute, so spent the entire night slapping the essay together, passed out around 4, woke up around 11, printed the essay, walked to school, handed the essay in w/ 20mins spare, immediately walked back home, dragged myself into London and spent the evening shivering, sweating, near delirious, watching these 4 guys stand still and play the songs on Spiderland note for note.
At the time I was incapable of actually registering the anticlimax, but even at a more impressionable age I knew that maybe my priorities needed realligning.
2. Mayhem, 2010 - heavy snow fall, public transport cancelled, venue assures us that the show will go on, minus support acts. Work cancelled so I decided to brave the 2hr walk across London to attend. Feels oddly appropriate to brave the grim, frostbitten winter to see this show.
Realised after an hour that I'd massively underestimated how long the journey will take as there's so much ice underfoot. Another hour passes and then the sole on my right boot splits open. Freezing mush starts working its way into the boot. Realise there's no point in turning back and press on.
Finally make it - maybe 50 people in the 800 cap venue. Limp around in pain, stuff my shoe w/ toilet paper to try and dry them out. Venue hadn't turned the heating on so no relief from the radiators. Endure some small talk w/ some of the B.M. shut-ins:
M.H: What kind of music do you like?
B.M.S-I: Oh, I only listen to Norwegian Black Metal. That's all the music I need. (Rambles about the Emperor debut for 10 mins)
M.H: If you like Emperor, you should check out Morbid Angel, they're really good.
B.M.S-I: (Eyes glaze, gears click)... but I only listen to Norwegian Black Metal.
I make my excuses and limp across to the bar.
2 hours later than expected, Mayhem pile in, set up, and plough through their set sans sound check. Of course it sounds like an absolute car crash - Hellhammer's blast beats punctuating a fog of noise while Attila swoops around in a purple robe moaning while I stand around like a goth flamingo on one leg, once again profoundly regretting my life choices, dreading limping home in the snow.
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M.H on Tue Apr 11, 2023 11:48 am, edited 1 time in total.