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by enframed
Past couple of days:
1) Parking ticket for being in a street cleaning zone in front of my house. The machine already had come past, twice, and I moved my car to the side for the next day's cleaning. Wait 20 minutes, no parking cop. Hop in shower. Get out of shower and lady is giving me a ticket. "The sign says 10-12." "Yes but I waited until he passed, twice, I was very careful." "I believe you, but we don't know when the cleaner came by."
There's this thing called a cell phone, that can literally track fucking anything, with pretty good accuracy, except when it comes to ballot harvesters, it's been said, then they're not so accurate.
LA just needs money because so many people here don't pay enough (or any) taxes.
2) Parking downtown. Private lot. Pay my $20 for 4 hours (certain neighborhoods just cannot be trusted after dark). Get back to the car and there's a ticket. I was 30 minutes over. Ticket, at a *private* lot is $63. Ahahahahahaha. Fuck you. It was $24 for a whole day. I wrote a check for $4 and mailed it, with a note that says I expect the ticket discharged and a receipt sent to my email. We'll see. I'm gonna hound these fucks until I get a receipt.
3) Drove to get some shoes and in one neighborhood there's a new traffic circle with motherfucking Stop signs at all four corners. WTFF.
4) Was trying to type "natty" into a wine related text and accidentally typed matty, and auto-correct took care of it. It's the end of the world.
5) Also, what's this bullshit about people retracting bids and not paying on eBay all willy-nilly. Are there no consequences for these now, other than my ass not getting paid? Back in my day, you bid, you bought, or there were consequences (bad feedback).