i've never seen this movie before i was guessing this whole time

John Astin (TV's Gomez Addams) with shaven head.

Big Ed from 90 Day Fiance.

andyman wrote: Fri Jun 16, 2023 4:06 pm George C Scott

Yes. Damn...

Dick Van Dyke

Pembs wrote: Fri Jun 16, 2023 4:57 pm

andyman wrote: Fri Jun 16, 2023 4:06 pm George C Scott

Yes. Damn...

That, or maybe Richard Burton would work.


As for the snarky answer . . . how about . . .


Gilbert Gottfried

Richard Kind

Reginald VelJohnson


Edit: And howzabout I learn how to spell Gilbert Gottfried's surname?

Same time, only actors I can think of who could have done something as well as Brando, with a similar gravitas, would have been Robert Mitchum.

Current actors: get Daniel Day Lewis out of retirement.

I honestly think ScarJo is the best suggestion so far. Would be incredible casting on a remake, but they would have to keep her role an absolute secret.

George C Scott is a good suggestion.

Nicolas Cage
Werner Herzog
Richard Dawson (the game show host, not the musician)
Andrew W.K.
Dennis Hopper (do our suggestions have to only include the living?)
Jamie farr
Burt Reynolds

So many good options.