It's sooo weird in here!


I was refused Hardcore and Vocals at The Burger King Drive up last night!

But the mutherfuckers came through with O-rings, so all good.

Theswede wrote:But the mutherfuckers came through with O-rings, so all good.

So beautiful to be saying these thing! Salut!

I'm in a band called Anarchy Now, so please fuck off.

Theswede wrote:Thats funny, i was in a band with Steve "Dave" Alvarado called 14 year old girl's head.

I think I saw you cats supporting some high-pressure system around the equator once. Sorry to crap on your kittens, but I wasn't impressed. I've seen photos taken by Parkinson's sufferers with better form.
You should have dropped the bag-piping, it's far too unbecoming of a band that claim to be landed gentry.

That’s not a fair assessment. You obviously caught the band on an off night. The piper in question ( a young Makai Pfeifer, no less), was a good friend with unfortunate taste. The equator has poor sound, and its hot as hell. Plus the éclairs and beer were no help.

Oh, and I shit-on-your-tits if you could have done a better cover of “The Weightâ€

i'm in a band with j_harvey called a flock of steven segals.

we play a new kind of music called harder core, which is a lot like hardcore, but just a little harder.

mostly we do all covers of new order songs which our drummer doesn't want to play, so we use a 'drum buddy' (named raymond) for most of the tracks.

we've played almost every gas station in america.

jayryan wrote:i'm in a band with j_harvey called a flock of steven segals.

we play a new kind of music called harder core, which is a lot like hardcore, but just a little harder.

mostly we do all covers of new order songs which our drummer doesn't want to play, so we use a 'drum buddy' (named raymond) for most of the tracks.

we've played almost every gas station in america.

For some sad reason, I actually believe you.

i'm not in a band...

i'm not in a band...

Man... You must be a real loser! Being in a band is awesome. I have met really cool girls, and most of them love it when i tell them about my band! Oh, and if it's girls yer after, make sure you explain your abilities at changing time signatures. They love that shit. And be good looking! I can't stress that enough.

Get a band, dude. everybody else is. And there is no other way to sing passionately at sweaty men acceptably in Bush's America.

I'm in a band called "HOOOOGANNNN!" where we dress as characters from "Hogan's Heroes" and write songs about the eating habits of Richard Dawson.

You'd be surprised how many college age girls want to fuck Colonel Clink.