Intern_8033 wrote:

chad wrote:smaller, less viney varieties

Chad, this is a terrible idea. You have been misled by the small surface area of our garden. What you forget, my friend, is that the pumpkin grows underground, and there is dirt under the concrete as well. Just as long as the pumpkin's stalk is smaller than the width of the garden, we will be fine.

Pigs grow underground, too. Raise pigs instead of
chickens; to save space.

Intern_8033 wrote:

chad wrote:smaller, less viney varieties

Chad, this is a terrible idea. You have been misled by the small surface area of our garden. What you forget, my friend, is that the pumpkin grows underground, and there is dirt under the concrete as well. Just as long as the pumpkin's stalk is smaller than the width of the garden, we will be fine.

Whenever Andrew starts drinking this early in the day, I close my eyes and go to a happy place.

Intern_8033 wrote:

chad wrote:smaller, less viney varieties

... Just as long as the pumpkin's stalk is smaller than the width of the garden, we will be fine.

what matters 's not the thickness of the stalk, but the motion in the ocean.

kerble wrote:

nick92675 wrote:

kerble wrote:manure


best meals ever.


Faiz

nice! you should be an editor for pitchfork.

salute messr faiz for the quick volley!

i just got fired from TMT - so i'm looking for a job!

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Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Or you could starve a coyote and chain it to the concrete near the garden. That would work as well.

i don't know about coyotes, but on my way back to the studio from a milk run to jewel around 1030pm last week i saw a fox running down the middle of belmont. he was headed straight for me but he took a right on rockwell. he was really skinny and looked hungry. i hope he doesn't eat our vegetables.

moving forward; underground pumkins.

Intern_8033 wrote:Carrots:

Wild Flowers:

it looks like some kinda goddamn nature conservatory! i feel like i'm in a jungle just looking at these.

nice work, ladies.

Bum Piss, the Super Fertilizer!
Who knew?

You'll need to thin out the carrots soon. You need at least
four inches between individual plants.

Intern_8033 wrote:Yeah, Chad really fucked this thing up.

He did? How?

someone needs to make an animated gif of these pictures.

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