Everybody thinks Canada started with Nickelback, but the colonies have been in the aural atrocity game for decades.

"Yeah, I saw those guys in the Meadowlands with Bryan Adams, that was a kick ass tour! I totally copped this feel off this passed out broad when they played 'Urgent,' now whenever I hear that song I think of her boobs covered in vomit." - Carl, summing up the careers of both Bryan Adams and Foreigner.

It used to be the case that zero photos of Corey Hart smiling would show up on a Google image search. It was kind of hilarious—just photo after photo after photo of frowny Corey Hart, at all walks of life.

But I just checked, and now there are photos of smiling Corey Hart up.

So I’m voting crap on Corey Hart for selling out.

jfv wrote: Thu Nov 02, 2023 6:27 am

enframed wrote: Thu Nov 02, 2023 12:50 am

pet fever detector wrote: Wed Nov 01, 2023 11:08 pm
Going to have to go with the Canadian Bryan Adams on this one.

Hey wait, they're both Canadian!

I was just about to say that it’s all starting to make sense, except she’s apparently from Manhattan.

(FM enframed is probably thinking, “Made you look!!”)

I mean Bryan Adams and Corey Hart are both Canadian.

Baby Storme appears to be from LA.

Corey Hart's version is better.

enframed wrote: Thu Nov 02, 2023 9:59 am

jfv wrote: Thu Nov 02, 2023 6:27 am

enframed wrote: Thu Nov 02, 2023 12:50 am

Hey wait, they're both Canadian!

I was just about to say that it’s all starting to make sense, except she’s apparently from Manhattan.

(FM enframed is probably thinking, “Made you look!!”)

I mean Bryan Adams and Corey Hart are both Canadian.

Baby Storme appears to be from LA.

Corey Hart's version is better.

Argh, I failed to use my underused ability to read. Sorry about that.

Corey Hart should have made a record called "Poutine and a Prayer."