Debbie, I think I sold you to the man with the questionable flask. I trust he will support you in the manner that you've come to expect, including your daily hose-down and maintinence of the cart I wheel your rather substantial 600 lbs around in.

The hell if ima gonna "Give up the goods" for 6 goddamn dollars!

I got a head for business and a bod for sin. I am as hot and piping as a Hot pocket set ablaze buy the the suns filthy piss!

I have commanded princley sums of up to $83 dollars and a half eaten bag of skittles!

Admittedly, i have not visited the gym in a few years, (why is there never a curves location where a heavy-set like myself can get to?)


Aight, $13 and some of them twice baked potatos, and i'll wipe that grin off yer face.

you bring shame to our trailer!! you just remember how Mama Clortho had to give up her heart medication to pay for that T1 line of yours when you give me lip like that!!



..............i'm sorry baby, i just get like that when I'm angry.

i hope somebody finds this funny.

Oh, why don't you go upset women on some other post!

Theswede wrote:Aight, $13 and some of them twice baked potatos, and i'll wipe that grin off yer face.

Let me get this straight, you're going to give me$13 and some of them twice baked potatoes not to f**k you.

Hmmm......

Make it $12 and a dab of margerine and you got yourself a deal.

put me down for one baked potato and nothing to do with any of you freaks, aight? for my address, send an email to 123fakestreet@fakeISP.com.fake

toomanyhelicopters wrote:put me down for one baked potato and nothing to do with any of you freaks, aight? for my address, send an email to 123fakestreet@fakeISP.com.fake

I tried to email you to get the address but it said there was a delivery failure

Angry_Dragon wrote:I tried to email you to get the address but it said there was a delivery failure

no it didn't.