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Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:
benadrian wrote:
Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:This one got me booed in Oakland:

Q: How many riot grrls does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Riot grrls never changed anything.

When were you in Oakland? Where'd you play?

Cheers,
ben adrian
who is, like angus, near lake merritt

March of 2004. 40th Street Warehouse. I played with my friend Chris Stroffolino's band, Continuous Peasant, and Chris and Hudson Bell and a girl singer backed me up.

This Chris Stroffolino, he is the same Chris Stroffolino who writes good poetry and has played in the Silver Jews, no?

MTAR_Archive

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102 by MTAR_Archive

LAD wrote: ...Jews, no?

What is the difference between Tai Kwan Do and Judo?

Tai Kwan Do is a form of martial arts and Judo is what bagels are made out of.

Michael Gregory Bridavsky

Russian Recording
Push-Pull

Braden_Archive

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103 by Braden_Archive

What do you do if Michael Jackson falls into his pool?

Throw him a buoy!

I guess it's funnier if you say it, not write it.

Brett Eugene Ralph_Archive

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104 by Brett Eugene Ralph_Archive

LAD wrote:
Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:
benadrian wrote:
Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:This one got me booed in Oakland:

Q: How many riot grrls does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Riot grrls never changed anything.

When were you in Oakland? Where'd you play?

Cheers,
ben adrian
who is, like angus, near lake merritt

March of 2004. 40th Street Warehouse. I played with my friend Chris Stroffolino's band, Continuous Peasant, and Chris and Hudson Bell and a girl singer backed me up.

This Chris Stroffolino, he is the same Chris Stroffolino who writes good poetry and has played in the Silver Jews, no?

Correct. He also played on Rising Shotgun's Don't Forsake Kentucky, from which Steve apparently lifts misapprehended lyrics.

John W_Archive

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105 by John W_Archive

Where does virgin wool come from?

Ugly sheep.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter, the dog's not going to come no matter what you call it!

kerble_Archive

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106 by kerble_Archive

what's brown and falls from a rainbow?

Shittles.

I made that one up today.

Faiz

kerble is right.

Loretta_Archive

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107 by Loretta_Archive

brilliant.
just read back over them all.
makes my day.
why did the baker have brown fingers?

cos he kneaded a poo.
better said than written.

sorry

peri wrote:The gfirl just emailed me, "I've never had any desire to eat a scotch egg'.

I guess she gonna go hungry tonight

night_tools_Archive

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108 by night_tools_Archive

Thanks Rysie,

That joke is still making me laugh as i type this!!

Cheers!

arthur wrote:Don't cut it for work don't cut it to look normal, people who feel offended by your nearly-30-with-long-hair face should just fuck off.

Loretta_Archive

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109 by Loretta_Archive

what small and wrinkly and hangs out your trousers.

your nan

jewish pub - the kosher horses

whats ET short for.

cos he has small legs.

sorry again

peri wrote:The gfirl just emailed me, "I've never had any desire to eat a scotch egg'.

I guess she gonna go hungry tonight

idiot drummer_Archive

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110 by idiot drummer_Archive

rysie wrote:whats ET short for.

cos he has small legs.

My day is complete. I do believe I'll go to bed now.

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