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by Anthony Flack
Trump just gets more and more popular in the polls. Young people are the latest group to now be showing a clear FUCK YES for Trump, They're all screw Biden, we want an insurrectionist rapist to institute a nationwide abortion ban and give all our military secrets to Russia. FUCK YES BURN IT ALL DOWN. The more he crimes, the more the people love him. Latinos also now swinging hard for Trump. Clear majorities right across the board. Imagine if he actually came and raped you personally and took all your money and shit in your mouth. You'd love him so much, god you'd die for him if he shit in your mouth. Trump is your man, he is the next President, your eternal leader, your Jesus and your god, the most popular man in the USA, the only one who can fix things, your glorious American Hitler, the man of the people.
Doesn't seem much chance of avoiding it since it's so clearly what the people want, a totally corrupt craven moron who will always do the exact opposite of the right thing, so I'm wondering what's going to actually happen when it happens. I guess NATO and the Paris Climate Agreements are obviously for the chopping block. No more support for Ukraine obviously but would the US start siding more directly with Russia?
Three new Supreme Court justices should ensure total right wing control of the courts for the next fifty years or so, and with that voting rights will be a distant memory. Obviously there will be no more criminal proceedings against your glorious Orange Jesus as he will give himself a full pardon for all illegal acts past and future, so that was all a waste of time. I wonder if he'll try to get any Democrats thrown in jail for revenge? I'm sure he'd like to see Joe Biden and Hillary in prison, and ideally Obama too. Don't know if they'd follow through on that, but who knows, I mean think of all the liberal tears you could drink.
I guess a nationwide ban on abortion and possibly contraception is a real possibility. Gargamel is going to be back in charge of government racism, so perhaps a whites-only immigration policy? They'd probably start with no Muslims, but at this point why not just go full white supremacy? The young people will be high-fiving each other about how anti-woke it all is. But then over the next ten years or so, we'll start to cross those climate tipping points... well, at least we won't know about it, because they'll stop measuring it again and pass another ban on government employees mentioning climate change.
So yeah, good times, I wonder what people living there are anticipating and if there's anything you ought to be doing to prepare for the fall. Obviously people are going to be shocked - shocked! - and terribly disappointed, and there's going to be much wringing of hands as you peacefully hand that gloating criminal total power.