From one of my band text threads:

“Let’s see your day rate Jarvis Cocksocket”

Not a week full of laughs, but then Bobby Fingers turned up with Fabio and a goose:

You can't fuck [canadian geese]. Because of woke.

My 2 year old just picked up a bag of poop and informed me it's from the cat.

pldms wrote: Thu May 16, 2024 11:21 am Not a week full of laughs, but then Bobby Fingers turned up with Fabio and a goose:

You can't fuck [canadian geese]. Because of woke.

Never disappoints.

This.

Rectum of the Year.

Conner O'Malley: Stand Up Solutions

Not really a laugh, but yesterday I tuned in to Sirius XM's 90's alt rock/grunge station, where they were playing 'Fire Water Burn' by the Bloodhound Gang. The very next song they played was 'Hurt' by Nine Inch Nails. I thought, "I guess the fun's over."

Band text message thread where we keep sacrilegiously reiterating our canceled band practice is in respect for fictional lives lost in various sci fi/fantasy battles.