Oh he just went for the pet eating.

Make Pets Unpalatable Again

Not sure if the debate is going to move the needle much.

At least it wasn’t an unmitigated disaster for Harris.

She missed an opportunity, though, when talking about how Trump negotiated with the Taliban. She should have emphasized that he negotiated with folks responsible for 9/11.

VP Harris, you and President Trump [sic] were elected 4 years ago to fix the economy. Are Americans better off than they were 4 years ago?

My 2nd mother was a small business owner. I love them! I'll give them $50,000.

My opponent will tax you 22% because of his ideas about what should be the backs of middle class people paying for the tax cuts of billionaires.

Trump?

We have the worst inflation in history. They're coming from insane asylums and taking our jobs! She and Biden let them into our country. Get 'em out fast.

Trump left us the worst unemployment since the great depression, the worst public health epidemic in a century, and the worst attack on democracy since the civil war.

Tonight you will hear lies and name calling.

I have nothing to do with project 2025. I won't read it!

We got ventilators, gowns & masks. They just got bounce back jobs.

His economic plan will increase inflation and cause a recession. He has no plan for you.

Her plan is RUN SPOT RUN. Like 4 sentences.

I had virtually no inflation. People can't buy bacon, cereal or eggs. Just look at the polls.

Trump sold American chips to China to modernize their military. Focus on AI & quantum computing. Trump thanked President Xi for COVID on Twitter! We know Xi was not transparent about the origins of COVID.

Everyone knows she's a Marxist like her father.

We were able to get Roe v. Wade into the states thanks to 6 brave justices. Every legal scholar wanted that.

Project 2025 will outlaw abortion and monitor your miscarriages.

I'm not in favor of an abortion ban. She won't get the vote. It's just talk.

Illegal border crossings were at an all time high. Now that you brought them down, what took you so long?

I'm the only one here who prosecuted transnational criminal organizations. Trump killed the bill! Our leader needs to address the problem at hand. He's going to talk about immigration tonight. He talks about Hannibal Lecter and people leave his rallies exhausted & bored.

We have the biggest most incredible rallies! She buses people in. Look at what's happening to Aurora or Springfield. They're eating the dogs, cats, and pets of the people that live there. And it's a shame.

The city manager of Springfield says that didn't happen.

We'll find out!

Venezuela is taking criminals off the street and giving them to her. They're doing it to get votes. Millions of people! Crime is down throughout the world and it's up here.

FBI says crime is down.

That's a fraud!

you wanted to ban fracking. now you don't
you wanted to buy back assault rifles. now you don't
you wanted to decriminalize border crossing, now you're taking a hard line. why?

i will not and did not ban fracking. that's why i voted for the inflation reduction act.

i was a middle class kid. my values haven't changed. lift people up and don't beat them down.

i was given just a fraction of $400,000,000 but i turned it into many billions and everyone is amazed. she raised money to get minnesota criminals out of jail. now she wants to do trans surgery on illegal aliens in prison. she will end fracking in pennsylvania on day one.

is there anything you regret doing on january 6?

it was not done by me. nancy pelosi rejected my order for more soldiers. she didn't do her job.

i was a senator there. trump incited a violent mob.

you said you won in a landslide in 2020. now you say you lost by a whisker, didn't quite make it. which is it?

i didn't lose. that was sarcasm!

can you believe we didn't have standing? that's how we lost, a technicality. we have so many facts & stats.

i have traveled the world as vp. world leaders are laughing at you. military leaders say you are a disgrace. you did in fact lose the election.

prime minister victor orban (strong tough smart man) says china was afraid of me. north korea was afraid of me. russia was afraid of me. biden ended the xl pipeline here but he let russia build the biggest pipeline in the world. biden got 14,000,000 votes and they threw him out. he hates her! now she's running and i'm ok with it.

she hates israel. she wouldn't meet with bibi because she was at a sorority party. it would have never happened. iran was broke. now they're rich and spreading that money around. i'll end the war in ukraine before i even take office.

trump is weak & wrong on national security and foreign policy. he wants to be a dictator on day one. he said putin can do whatever he wants. he exchanged love letters with kim jong un. they can flatter him.

putin endorsed her! they're weak & incompetent.

how would you stop the war in ukraine? do you want ukraine to win?

i want to end the war. you're getting fake numbers. we're in for $250000000000. europe needs to equalize. they respect me. i'll get them together. it's world war 3. where is our president? he doesn't know he's alive!

i actually met with zelensky before russia invaded. i went to poland and romania. we support ukraine's righteous defense. because of our artillery and air support, ukraine stands as an independent & free country. if trump were president, putin would be in kyiv with his eyes on poland. he would eat you for lunch!

putin would have been sitting in moscow happier than he is now. maybe he'll use nukes. the war started after she negotiated with them! she is the worst VP in history.

harris, have you met putin?

that's a lie. i met with zelensky 5 times.

harris, are you responsible for the afghanistan withdrawal?

i agreed with it. trump invited the taliban to camp david, a place of respect!

they were killing a lot of our soldiers with snipers. i got involved and told abdul, "don't do it anymore. you'll have problems."

and he said, "why do you have a picture of my house?" and he stopped doing it.

russia attacked ukraine because they saw how incompetent we are.

trump, you promised to abolish obamacare 9 years ago. what is your plan?

we had a lot of good people, a lot of bad ones too, but we got rid of them. so do they, but they didn't get rid of them. i could have let it rot, but i decided not to.

so what's your plan?

i have concepts of a plan. i'm not president!

i'm not going to ban fracking or take your guns away. i'm a gun owner. mccain told you not to get rid of obamacare. as vice president i have strengthened obamacare and capped the cost of insulin. we will cap the cost of medicine for all people.

^ The transcript of every single presidential debate since 2016 more or less reads like that. I can’t wait until there is a presidential debate without Trump.

BTW.. Taylor Swift has just endorsed Harris. *ducks*

I’m pretty sure that voting doesn’t matter, but I still hope Trump loses because he sucks objectively and always has, so it’s fun to see him lose anything. And I do have one good reason to vote for Kamala: if she becomes president, I know that somewhere there’s a little brown girl who will believe in herself a little bit more, and that’s worth holding my nose and looking past all the bullshit.

Harris sounds like an over-examined politician. Trump sounds fucking insane.

I'm gonna say the needle won't move. This is a big waste of time.

Harris did not answer many questions she was asked. This is a shame. However, I think she used this debate as an opportunity to "tell people who she is" because that has been the main thing I have been hearing people say about her.

Love that the moderator had to mention that no immigrants are eating cats and dogs, and that it's not legal (nor possible) to "abort" a child after birth.

LOVED the bait she laid out, and he fell for everything: Wharton School, he bores his crowds (the best one, IMO).



I do wish that someone when asked about ending the war in Gaza would just say, "Fuck if I know."

The "six bankruptcies" dig was good.

“THEYRE EATING THE DOGS!”

A quote for the ages.