zorg wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2024 9:58 am

kicker_of_elves wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2024 9:12 am

Krev wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2024 9:32 am

Does Jello have a new rendition of California Über Alles yet?

I am Senator JD Vance
Uncomfortable feeling in my pants
Soon I will be president
Trump got in but he won't stay
He's only a heart attack away
Then I'll couch fuck all of you
Mom we're out of pizza rolls
Mom we're out of pizza rolls

Middletown uber alles
Middletown uber alles
uber alles Middletown
uber alles Middletown

Crypto fascists will control you
You tell your wife what to do
I'll dress in drag while Ukraine burns
Hillbilly fraud with no regrets
Gonna snack on all your pets
Tell me who's the weirdo now
Childless cat ladies fear the most
Childless cat ladies scratching post

Middletown uber alles
Middletown uber alles
uber alles Middletown
uber alles Middletown

Now it is 2024
Knock knock at your front door
It's the Fred Perry polo boyeeees
They've come for your daughter's ovaries
Come quietly to the shed
Where you'll be bound and forcibly wed
Don't worry it's just a little felt
A nice accent for your chastity belt
DIE on hydroxychloroquine
Tech bros will scrub you down til you're clean
You will bow, my little worker ants
And pledge your fealty to president Vance
And pledge your fealty to president Vance

Middletown uber alles
Middletown uber alles
uber alles Middletown
uber alles Middletown

HoF...fine work.

losthighway wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2024 10:52 am

zorg wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2024 9:58 am

kicker_of_elves wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2024 9:12 am

I am Senator JD Vance
Uncomfortable feeling in my pants
Soon I will be president
Trump got in but he won't stay
He's only a heart attack away
Then I'll couch fuck all of you
Mom we're out of pizza rolls
Mom we're out of pizza rolls

Middletown uber alles
Middletown uber alles
uber alles Middletown
uber alles Middletown

Crypto fascists will control you
You tell your wife what to do
I'll dress in drag while Ukraine burns
Hillbilly fraud with no regrets
Gonna snack on all your pets
Tell me who's the weirdo now
Childless cat ladies fear the most
Childless cat ladies scratching post

Middletown uber alles
Middletown uber alles
uber alles Middletown
uber alles Middletown

Now it is 2024
Knock knock at your front door
It's the Fred Perry polo boyeeees
They've come for your daughter's ovaries
Come quietly to the shed
Where you'll be bound and forcibly wed
Don't worry it's just a little felt
A nice accent for your chastity belt
DIE on hydroxychloroquine
Tech bros will scrub you down til you're clean
You will bow, my little worker ants
And pledge your fealty to president Vance
And pledge your fealty to president Vance

Middletown uber alles
Middletown uber alles
uber alles Middletown
uber alles Middletown

HoF...fine work.

Fuck. Record this and put it on YouTube. It will go viral.

kicker_of_elves wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2024 9:12 am

Krev wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2024 9:32 am

kicker_of_elves wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2024 9:00 am

Gavin Newson is Jerry Brown.

Does Jello have a new rendition of California Über Alles yet?

I am Senator JD Vance
Uncomfortable feeling in my pants
Soon I will be president
Trump got in but he won't stay
He's only a heart attack away
Then I'll couch fuck all of you
Mom we're out of pizza rolls
Mom we're out of pizza rolls

Middletown uber alles
Middletown uber alles
uber alles Middletown
uber alles Middletown

Crypto fascists will control you
You tell your wife what to do
I'll dress in drag while Ukraine burns
Hillbilly fraud with no regrets
Gonna snack on all your pets
Tell me who's the weirdo now
Childless cat ladies fear the most
Childless cat ladies scratching post

Middletown uber alles
Middletown uber alles
uber alles Middletown
uber alles Middletown

Now it is 2024
Knock knock at your front door
It's the Fred Perry polo boyeeees
They've come for your daughter's ovaries
Come quietly to the shed
Where you'll be bound and forcibly wed
Don't worry it's just a little felt
A nice accent for your chastity belt
DIE on hydroxychloroquine
Tech bros will scrub you down til you're clean
You will bow, my little worker ants
And pledge your fealty to president Vance
And pledge your fealty to president Vance

Middletown uber alles
Middletown uber alles
uber alles Middletown
uber alles Middletown

Krev wrote: Sat Nov 09, 2024 12:24 pm

kicker_of_elves wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2024 9:12 am

Krev wrote: Thu Nov 07, 2024 9:32 am

Does Jello have a new rendition of California Über Alles yet?

I am Senator JD Vance
Uncomfortable feeling in my pants
Soon I will be president
Trump got in but he won't stay
He's only a heart attack away
Then I'll couch fuck all of you
Mom we're out of pizza rolls
Mom we're out of pizza rolls

Middletown uber alles
Middletown uber alles
uber alles Middletown
uber alles Middletown

Crypto fascists will control you
You tell your wife what to do
I'll dress in drag while Ukraine burns
Hillbilly fraud with no regrets
Gonna snack on all your pets
Tell me who's the weirdo now
Childless cat ladies fear the most
Childless cat ladies scratching post

Middletown uber alles
Middletown uber alles
uber alles Middletown
uber alles Middletown

Now it is 2024
Knock knock at your front door
It's the Fred Perry polo boyeeees
They've come for your daughter's ovaries
Come quietly to the shed
Where you'll be bound and forcibly wed
Don't worry it's just a little felt
A nice accent for your chastity belt
DIE on hydroxychloroquine
Tech bros will scrub you down til you're clean
You will bow, my little worker ants
And pledge your fealty to president Vance
And pledge your fealty to president Vance

Middletown uber alles
Middletown uber alles
uber alles Middletown
uber alles Middletown

Honestly, I think this better than Jello could muster now. You should record it. I can do some semblance of that warbly voice, if needed.