offal wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2025 10:54 am My daughter sells them, so our house is a total cookie shitstorm right about now. We're doing sales events at THREE different breweries this weekend, because this is Colorado, and that formula works.

tallchris wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2025 10:57 am

offal wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2025 10:54 am My daughter sells them, so our house is a total cookie shitstorm right about now. We're doing sales events at THREE different breweries this weekend, because this is Colorado, and that formula works.

One of the smartest things I ever saw was a dad helping his daughter sell cookies to drunks on St Patrick's day in Chicago near Wrigley.

offal wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2025 11:07 am

tallchris wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2025 10:57 am

offal wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2025 10:54 am My daughter sells them, so our house is a total cookie shitstorm right about now. We're doing sales events at THREE different breweries this weekend, because this is Colorado, and that formula works.

One of the smartest things I ever saw was a dad helping his daughter sell cookies to drunks on St Patrick's day in Chicago near Wrigley.

Ha, yep.

One of our places is even doing a formal cookie/beer pairing. It's pretty ridiculous.

steve wrote: Build a fucking bomb-ass fire in your fucking fireplace and look at that shit while you eat dinner and play records. Fucking ace, big crackly fire all radiant and regal. After dinner (good dinner with like Korean barbecue and kimchee and shit, something you'd do over and over again) get your ass over to the sit-down part in front of the fireplace and poke that shit. Turn them fucker logs over so they're like the open maw of hell, red and angry as a fucking rooster. Now take a long-ass skewer or get you a stick and whittle one. Put a motherfucking marsh-ass-mallow on there and toast that shit until she's brown as a nut and droopy as fuck like a pair of fat titties wrapped up into one super fat titty. Then take that beautiful shit there and smash it between the fat parts of two Tagalong Girl Scout cookies. When it's smashed together, eat that shit. Goddamn you just ate a Tagalong S'more and wasn't that the best fucking thing you ever put up your face? Yes of course it was. It was a motherfucking Tagalong S'more. There isn't a better thing to eat.

Wood Goblin wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2025 10:58 am I’m surprised by the one or two “no WF” declarations, because this poll totally has me stumped. Thin Mints? Samoas? Tagalongs? Trefoils? I really can’t decide.

Maybe not Trefoils, because other shortbread options exist.

God. I really can’t vote on this one.