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by OrthodoxEaster
No Trend had a great, loose-cannon drummer named Greg Miller, who came and went from the band several times from 1983 to 1986. At one point, a DC-area musician named Tom Payne replaced him. Payne played his one and only gig w/No Trend in 1984 and was faring poorly. Suddenly, Miller emerged onstage from the audience, said something like "that's not how the songs go," physically removed Payne from the drum stool, and replaced him in the middle of a fucking set, thus returning to the band.
No Trend's tour vehicle was a converted ambulance.
The title and lyrics of the song "Last on Right, Second Row"—from NT's final album, More, recorded in 1988 or so, scrapped by Touch & Go for being too weird, and released more than a decade later—come from pickup graffiti written in the bathroom of Sidney Lust, a drive-in porno (!?) theater in Prince George's County, Maryland. The band members would hang out there and collect notes posted by the swinging patrons: "Horny and willing to try something new," "35 years old, white, and ready to go," "last truck on the right, second row." You can't really make it out in the song, but the last bit is basically singer Jeff Mentges mumbling, reading those notes.