Lu Zwei wrote: Tue May 20, 2025 3:01 pm

Krev wrote: Tue May 20, 2025 2:55 pm Lysol up the ass has been approved for Covid and RSV.

This feels like a basketball timeout commercial about psoriasis.

Shaq will seriously go anywhere there's a paycheck. I hope he overtakes Musk.

It must feel empowering for a dog-shootin' Fargo Community College grad to be bossing Harvard around.

*dog and goat shootin'

She publicly failed a pop quiz on what Habeas Corpus means. That and "9th stage cancer" are our Idiocracy headlines of the week.

"You wont have to vote anymore".

Biden actually has a Gleason score of 9.

Knowing this makes me (and now you) smarter than trump (and his social media team).

AdamN wrote: Thu May 22, 2025 11:52 pm *dog and goat shootin'

Goats, too? When you can't get that fucker to eat grass properly, it's time to pop him.

"Court order?! Them's irrelephant u eleetusts!"

- Sec. Noem on "Truth" Social

Poor Tim Apple

I cannot believe what she said about habeas corpus. I'm a regular dumbass and I know what it fucking means. It'll never happen, but we should have a test for minimum understanding of basic laws before someone can run for office.