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Gregg Wallace’s autism means he can’t wear underwear, say friends

https://www.thetimes.com/uk/media/artic ... -v72rmtmnv

Evidently autism is an excuse for being an alleged serial sex pest.
clocker bob may 30, 2006 wrote:I think the possibility of interbreeding between an earthly species and an extraterrestrial species is as believable as any other explanation for the existence of George W. Bush.

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Gramsci wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 10:31 am Man dies after saving kitten from skunk – and passes rabies to kidney recipient

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... unk-kitten
I was a volunteer enucleator for the Lion's Eye Bank for almost 20 years, and I had no idea that three people could receive transplanted cornea tissue from one donor.
"And the light, it burns your skin...in a language you don't understand."

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Gramsci wrote: Sat Feb 07, 2026 11:33 am Living in England provides an endless supply of these.

How Lotto winner hid £280m drug lab in his cottage

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c98pzgnr5z2o
This boggles the mind. Most people seem to enter into illicit business because they're broke with little prospects, but doing this after a lottery win....especially at that age, insanity.
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Curry Pervert wrote: Mon Feb 09, 2026 5:47 pm
Gramsci wrote: Sat Feb 07, 2026 11:33 am Living in England provides an endless supply of these.

How Lotto winner hid £280m drug lab in his cottage

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c98pzgnr5z2o
This boggles the mind. Most people seem to enter into illicit business because they're broke with little prospects, but doing this after a lottery win....especially at that age, insanity.
It was the word Cottage, that got me. Context “cottaging” is English slang for meeting men in public toilets for sex.
clocker bob may 30, 2006 wrote:I think the possibility of interbreeding between an earthly species and an extraterrestrial species is as believable as any other explanation for the existence of George W. Bush.

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