Latte art?
This is ridiculous.
Here's some latte art for you.
Back when I was fixing these damn things for doctors at Johns Hopkins, there was this one woman who came in all the time and ordered eight drinks. All them lattes. She never tipped. One day, I'm making these wretched drinks for her and her cronies and halfway through making them, she asks if they can be made with skim milk. So I take the metal pitcher thing and chuck at the wall as hard as I could and proceeded to remake her fucking lattes. After I was done she tipped me five bucks. in fact, she tipped every other time she came back because she was afraid.
Now that's some latte art for you take in you pompous asses.

That's awesome Dragon..

How long did it take you to clean it up? I bet you got paid for that too.. sort of like an extra tip hahaha..

Intern_8033 wrote:

Butterfly

That is a squashed head cartoon duck looking right at you and smoking a cigar.

<edit - with a monocle>

= Me.

Intern_8033 wrote:

Someone playing piano and singing into a microphone

I'm going with a guy in a cape with his back to you, singing into a mic and facing a spotlight.

Probably Neil Diamond.

= Justin



PS - You're dead on about that kid pissing on the tree.

Have you gotten your lesson yet?

This is about the best I've been able to do. It lacks your finer details and is much more blobular, so I can't really say that it looks like anything.

sockmonkey wrote:...I can't really say that it looks like anything.

(( THIS IS WHERE IT SAID "DON'T DEEP LINK" etc etc ))

once, i worked at a coffee shop which was managed by a complete asshole who rarely bathed. He was, however, capable of pouring milk into the latte to make it look like a heart, which was done by gently shaking the milk pitcher while the milk blended with the creme of the shot. he never got a promotion, however, because there was a different guy who could pour the milk into the shape of italy, and i'm not kidding. i eventually got fired from the coffee shop, truly for a variety of reasons, but partly because i never gave a shit about making hearts in the top of coffees, i thought hearts were pretty gay. once, i was telling my friend rich this story, when steve interrupted us and asked if my old boss had ever been able to make a cock and balls on top of the coffee (typical). i have since then actually been able to pour a cock and balls, but it was only once, by chance--and, the person i made the coffee for, once i pointed out the picture in the foam, didn't drink it. what a goddamn waste.

vy 73's/jet.

My god! You're right! It looks just like my Uncle Frank.
Better than cousin Moe or his friends Buddy and Ollie. He's off the Christmas list for sure this year.

Maybe next time I will try for female reproductive organs in honor of TMH not bleeding to death yet.

That drawing looks a little more like Mothra than a cockroach.

BAM!!!

http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/coffee_making/