there are some damn good ones. the hot carl and the dirty sanchez are getting old

tossin' the salad, bitch.

playin' the trombone

The Donkey Punch is a classic.
La Chispa is solid gold as well.
Can't leave out a good ole' fisting!

My favorites:

Wrong Number (a classic)
Strawberry Milkshake

hey intern, maybe the reason you prefer blowjobs is that you've actually engaged in some kinda sexual activity with another human being, as opposed to y'know, just talking up a storm based on some perverse joke of a website that your buddy told you about in gym class? that's my theory.

my favorite perverse sexual act would be... aw hell, what could beat cuddling, am i right?

Some friends and I spent an entire, ridiculously drunken bachelor party coming up with new titles for sexual perversions. Most of them are absolutely horrific, (involving defecation, childbirth, or lobotomies) but here are a few titles I feel I can share:

Smuggler's Run
Log Rollin'
Stirrin' The Pot
89
Batter Up
Return Investment
The Harriet Tubman

I won't explain Tee-ballin' until Ashcroft is out of the Justice Department, but if you absolutely must know these, PM me.

Jeez, this is embarassing. Oh well!

mb

cleveland steamer

i must be getting old cause i don't know what any of these are except dirty sanchez and cleveland steamer. post definitions, please!

merm