Dear Mr. Clortho,
A quick couple of questons. What if God has no name? What if God despises us for even trying to name him? Thanks for your time.

Sincerely,
Corn-Cob from Indiana

To your first question, the answer is no. To your second and third question, I can only venture a guess:36? In addition, I think that this quote would apply to you:

"Cynicism is the only form in which base souls approach honesty."

I think this means that your mom is fat, but I can't be sure.

By the way, that's not Mama Clortho's bum, thats mine. Voila! We're fruity!

Dear Vince,

I have had the hardest time eating a sandwich.

Advice?

Thanks,

I-dunno-what-a-do in CT

Vince Clortho wrote:To your first question, the answer is no. To your second and third question, I can only venture a guess:36? In addition, I think that this quote would apply to you:

"Cynicism is the only form in which base souls approach honesty."

I think this means that your mom is fat, but I can't be sure.

By the way, that's not Mama Clortho's bum, thats mine. Voila! We're fruity!

Man I got lay off the wood alcohol, I can't believe that I mistook your bum for Ma's. Oh, by the way, I need my copy of Dawson's Creek (Season 3) back, pease? Also, I need to get back from you my dignity and self respect. If you could Paypal it to me I would appreciate it. Thanks.

Be weary Vince, he's asking you to take your transaction off of the site...

Dear I-dunno-what-a-do in CT,

any man that would treat you like that is no good for you. Keep your chin up! Besides, I have proof that Jandek is building a fire truck to hunt down the remains of Terry Savalis.


Dear I need my copy of Dawson's Creek (Season 3) back,

It's easy to get caught up in his bad points, but any guy that will buy you flowers after attempting to set you on fire can't be all bad! Stay with it, and you'll reap the rewards of an abusive relationship!

Sincerely,
Dear Vince

Dear Vince,



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Theswede wrote:Dear Vince,

I have had the hardest time eating a sandwich.

Advice?

Thanks,

I-dunno-what-a-do in CT

I am sorry I broke your jaw. I had a bad day at work and the wood alcohol didn't help matters much I know conseling is what the DCFS is suggesting but, I hate talking to high faluting Yale types. We can work this thing out, can't we? Also, I didn't mean to spike your famous home-made Chili Mac with spinal meningitis.

Dear Picture of Some Guy,

that is an excellent question, and the answer is threefold: First, yes, secondly, an equilateral triangle, and third, don't count on the use of your feet for at least six months.

Sincerely,

Dear Vince

Dear Vince,

Is there truly, truly a reason for Vivica A. Fox?

Sincerely,

Shitty-in-PA