Hi EA,

Could you advise on this situation for me? Chris Smith advised me that you are knowledgeable in this area, as he worked with you on the Yang account. Anyway, my problem is that I have a couple of dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs. They’ve already eaten most, if not all, of my dodgeballs. I’m a’feard that if they take stock of the knowledge that they have gained, they may one day begin to work up some crude excel spreadsheets, and from there they may start the natural resources. You Know. When they started strip mining. Just don’t blame me when the architecture sucks.

Thanks in advance!!

Debra in F&A

System of a Down.


or are they Armeninan?


fuck.




sorry, theswede. Good to have your wacky ass back.


Faiz

Anyway, my problem is that I have a couple of dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs. They’ve already eaten most, if not all, of my dodgeballs. I’m a’feard that if they take stock of the knowledge that they have gained, they may one day begin to work up some crude excel spreadsheets, and from there they may start the natural resources.

for the last time, dogs will never master excel. Continue with this line of reasoning and I will Connie Chung you.

The Belushis?

that guy that talks funny from taxi?

The ones that haven't moved to London

Mother Teresa.

The Swede and Vince - did you know that in the 1970s Albanian president Enver Hoxha made beards illegal? Would you have shaved yours off, replacing it in the evening with a facsimile spun from cool moss?

cab drivers in chicago.

King Zog, King of the Albanians(of course).

and, who could forget:



The Albanian SS.

Steve Albani?


I'll be here all week, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress.