They're even getting their theocracy wrong. As has been mentioned elsewhere on this board, this kind of law is in clear violation of Exodus 21:22, which makes it pretty clear that the God of Abraham and Isaac (and, apparently, Texas) does not consider a fetus to be a life.

"While these individuals were convicted by juries of brutal murders and sentenced to die for their heinous crimes, I have no choice but to commute these sentences to life in prison as a result of the Supreme Court ruling," Perry said.

That's right, Governor Rick Perry of Texas. It's the Supreme Court's fault.

So the Supreme Court had better look out. You see, this "arrogant, out of control [and] unaccountable judiciary" is probably going to have to "answer for their behavior" in this case, too.

Is there anything worse than a Texas Republican?

Yes, but which one of your governors is on camera using the word "mofo"?

And Kinky Friedman is running for gov! C'mon!

Y'all folks don't know nothing about thee Texas!

But seriously, kenoki and cwendeld make some good points!
I don't want to re-hash anything, but [cliché]don't judge a book by it's cover[/extremelyfuckingcliché]!