You guys feed into all this media crap. Why does she exist? Because of idiots like you guys. Forget about it. Move on. Do you guys read people magizine. I can say that I have never watched a full episode of friends ever. Not to sure about you guys. Ya got the dvd season episodes?

Jimpy_Mendrix wrote:You guys feed into all this media crap. Why does she exist? Because of idiots like you guys. Forget about it. Move on. Do you guys read people magizine. I can say that I have never watched a full episode of friends ever. Not to sure about you guys. Ya got the dvd season episodes?

yeah, a conversation about her here sure does feed the media hype. in fact, her publicist pays me 50 quid a fortnight to talk about her here regularly.

i've watched a ton of episodes of friends. it was actually a very funny show, much of the time. the situations were totally unrealistic, but the characters, writing, and acting were all plenty good.

pretend for a minute that it wasn't so underground cool to hate a show like friends. do you have a problem with her performance in office space, too?

Jimpy_Mendrix wrote:You guys feed into all this media crap. Why does she exist? Because of idiots like you guys. Forget about it. Move on. Do you guys read people magizine. I can say that I have never watched a full episode of friends ever. Not to sure about you guys. Ya got the dvd season episodes?

Hell yeah, I got em.
I'm gonna give you a list of reasons as to why you should too, naysayer.

1. The Kool-Aid man burst through the wall
2. Arnold and some other kid almost got eaten by lobsters
3. That crazy ass Jenga tournament
4. A cow was eaten alive by the paparazzi
5. This huge doughnut ate all the citizens of Kuwait
6. I picked my nose for half an hour (Metphorically speaking of course)
7. D.C. got invaded by aliens that looked like Weebles
8. Some dude named Ian bit a bullet in half
9. Cougars clawed your eyes out (Metphorically speaking again)
10. Poontang

Even though none of these events ever occured in an episode of Friends to my knowledge, they are still very good reasons to buy me an elephant.

Jimpy_Mendrix wrote:You guys feed into all this media crap. Why does she exist? Because of idiots like you guys. Forget about it. Move on. Do you guys read people magizine. I can say that I have never watched a full episode of friends ever. Not to sure about you guys. Ya got the dvd season episodes?

thank you for asserting your subversiveness. did it ever occur to you that the internet is, in fact, a medium (a rather massive one, at that) and you are most certainly feeding into (and clogging) it? regarding your second sentence, she exists because her parents decided to hop on the bad foot. if you mean "she's famous" because of whatever argument you want to propose, then say that; but if you're going to be launching some sort of faux-high-brow logic war, you'd best watch your mouth (and by that i mean your diction).

regarding your third and fourth sentences: you can't forget about it and move on. she's everywhere. that's the point of mass media. furthermore, this thread was started as a joke (i laughed, anyway).

in terms of the actual show "Friends," i personally hate it. however, i acknowladge that jennifer aniston is quite an attractive human being, and i most certainly would fuck her without hesitation, though i don't think i'd punch her in the tits. i'm not into that sort of thing.

lastly, it's "too," as in "too concerned about my self-indulgent nonexistent internet 'expertise' to read over my posts before i post them so english-nerd jerkoffs like instant zen don't have yet another thing over which to scrutinize me."

honestly, if you're going to post shit like this, go to some standard internet message board where they'll at least pretend to care.

Jimpy_Mendrix wrote:You guys feed into all this media crap.

I like to watch television, listen to the radio, use the internet, and read magazines and newspapers. I could say I'm feeding on media crap, but I dislike lame negative minded figurative language. Barf.

Jimpy_Mendrix wrote:Why does she exist?

Jennifer Aniston exists because her parents had sexual intercourse with each other. Around 9 months later, Jen was born. She grew up to be a famous actress who is admired by many women and men around the world.

Jimpy_Mendrix wrote:Because of idiots like you guys. Forget about it. Move on. Do you guys read people magizine. I can say that I have never watched a full episode of friends ever. Not to sure about you guys. Ya got the dvd season episodes?

Who could forget about Jennifer Aniston's haircut, breasts, and bum? You're missing out on some fine entertainment if you never watched a full episode of Friends before. Sure, the last bunches of episodes were too sex obsessed and the characters' original personalities were caricatured for lame jokes, but dammit, it wasn't a bad tv series at first.

I bought the Season 1 DVD of Friends for my mother as a Christmas present. She enjoyed it. So did my sisters. So did I. So did all the people who bought it from Amazon.co.uk and reviewed it, and so did many many other people in the world.

yeah, a conversation about her here sure does feed the media hype.

I know you're being sarcastic, TMH. However, for the record to all, I wasn't trying to start a conversation about her. I just said I'd F*ck her without hesitation.

You guys feed into all this media crap. Why does she exist? Because of idiots like you guys. Forget about it. Move on. Do you guys read people magizine. I can say that I have never watched a full episode of friends ever. Not to sure about you guys. Ya got the dvd season episodes?

Jimpy, why so much bitterness? She's super-hot woman in person, who I'd f*ck without hesitation.

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people are sensitive these days!! i liked friends but often spent time while watching it wondering how they could afford the places they lived when they never worked. as for jennifer, she’s pretty hot and if i wasn’t married it wouldn’t take any drinks for me to bang her but she really isn’t my type. but i’d do it for the simple fact of being able to say, i boned jennifer anniston.

She is hot as hell, funny and a somewhat talented actress.

Sex with her would be nice.

does nothing for me

among the _friends_ women, lisa kudrow is, like, three times as attractive to me as jennifer aniston or courtney cox

waltermalling wrote:i liked friends but often spent time while watching it wondering how they could afford the places they lived when they never worked.

Joey was supposedly doing soap operas. the pay for that shit is actually quite insane. ross was an archaeology professor. rachel worked in high-end retail clothing. monica owned and operated a catering company. phoebe was a masseuse. and chandler was a total homo.

all of these pay reasonably well.

granted, giant lofts like they lived in, in manhattan, would probably cost what, maybe $4,000 a month?

when a friend of mine used to work on the teevee show Early Edition, which was shot in chicago, he mentioned to me how ridiculous the pay for the actors was. i forget if it was 5 or 6 figures per episode. i wanna say it was something like $70K per episode. for no-name actors on a teevee show that probably nobody here even heard of. so you can only imagine how much joey would've been getting paid per episode of Days Of Our Lives, or whatever soap it was that he was supposed to have been on.