I really think that Off The Wall is a good record.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Mike Tyson?





Mike Tyson is famous for wearing TWO gloves and Michael Jackson...likes to fuck little boys.

Chris Garges
Charlotte, NC

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?



Well, a grocery bag is ENTIRELY made of plastic and Michael Jackson...likes to fuck little boys.

Chris Garges
Charlotte, NC

Why did Michael Jackson dangle his infant son out of a hotel window in Berlin?
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Because he refused to finish his plate of sperm.






(that is a neil hamburger joke)

thank you, I haven't laughed as much in ages.

best neil hamburger joke was this (which reduced Sydney University, Australia, to silence)

"why did Madonna feed her baby dog food?



she couldn't help it, it's what came out of her breast"

When police raided Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch, they also came across a large amount of drugs.



They found class A drugs in the kitchen,
class B drugs in the bathroom
and class 4C in the bedroom.

Have you heard Michael Jackson's latest single?

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It's his version of "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles".

(Stolen and modified from season 1 of The Office)

Why was Michael Jackson disappointed in Boyz To Men?

















He thought it was a delivery service.

Chris Garges
Charlotte, NC

Why did Michael Jackson check himself into the Betty Ford Clinic?
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He had a six year old crack habit.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Arthur Scargill?
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Arthur Scargill hasn't seen a minor's helmet in over 15 years.

(this joke's for UK residents)