Sir Bob is a Wanker

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I think I'm going to vomit.
In case you missed it, Madonna introduced her boredom-classic disco anthem "ray of light" by telling us it's time to start a revolution.
It's a good thing that useless and irrelevant rock stars are able to take a break from grueling photo ops and cult meetings to help heal the world.
Where would we all be without them?
By the way, what the hell happened to Sir Jag-Bag himself? He looks like he's been ridden hard and put away wet.
I find myslef longing for a Billy Ocean solo performance.
Where are Sting, Elton John, and Phil Collins when you need them the most?
Free hugs for everyone.
yuck.
Let's hear it for Frankie...

Sir Bob is a Wanker

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I guess I overreacted. I hope that he played "Candle in the wind."

I think I was all wrong about this whole thing from the start. I actually love it when celebrities sober up long enough to lend their talents to such a noble cause. I'm going to rush to Western Union and post some money up Sir Bob's bum so Phil Collins can afford to take a supersonic jet across the pond to jam with Mick and Macca.

"there are people dying now! so give them the money"
-Sir Geldof (July 1985)
Let's hear it for Frankie...

Sir Bob is a Wanker

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wouldn't the world be better served if Pink Floyd gave the heal-the-world-festival-circuit a pass and used one of their fancy aeroplanes to air-drop a couple hundred cases of condoms over Ethiopia?
for fuck's sake.

600,000 people.
awful music. sweaty pits.

"there are people dying now, so give me the money!"
Sir Bob Geldof (July 1985)
Let's hear it for Frankie...

Sir Bob is a Wanker

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Rotten Tanx wrote:Elton John was there, he played. Apparantly he also did a duet with that ugly smackhead twat out of the tabloids.


Ahhh.

Wasnt he lovely.
peri wrote:The gfirl just emailed me, "I've never had any desire to eat a scotch egg'.

I guess she gonna go hungry tonight

Sir Bob is a Wanker

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Gramsci wrote:I was there and it was as bad as the worst thing you could imagine... times two.

Maddy and Elton lecturing on poverty...


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fuck


I trust you at least stayed long enough to witness the Smack-head vs Elton John mashup?

As far as I can tell, it was the worst musical spectacle of all time.

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