I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

C&Ped because I'm too lazy to type it up.

Jay Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips with the concept of irony.

"It was weird" Fullmer said. "I was in London and like, talking to this guy and it was raining and he pulled a face
and said, "Great weather eh?" and I thought - "Wait a minute, no way is it great weather".

Fullmer then realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate.

Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, plans to use irony himself in future.

"I'm, like, using it all the time" he said. "Last weekend I was grilling steaks and I burned them and I said "Hey, great weather."

Why shouldn't you stop someone from stealing your garden gate?

Because they might take a fence.

(That's "offence").

What's the useless flap of skin around a vagina called?


















A woman.

Michael told this one at a Silkworm/Shellac show at the 7th St Entry in '99, and it always stuck with me.


Q. Did ya hear the one about the gay, incestuous bear?

A. He laid his pa on the table.

Champion Rabbit wrote:C&Ped because I'm too lazy to type it up.

Jay Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips with the concept of irony.

"It was weird" Fullmer said. "I was in London and like, talking to this guy and it was raining and he pulled a face
and said, "Great weather eh?" and I thought - "Wait a minute, no way is it great weather".

Fullmer then realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate.

Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, plans to use irony himself in future.

"I'm, like, using it all the time" he said. "Last weekend I was grilling steaks and I burned them and I said "Hey, great weather."

Surely this is an example of sarcasm, and not irony. No?

It's a joke.

The fact of what he tries to do in the last line is ironic.

Rodabod wrote:It's a joke.

The fact of what he tries to do in the last line is ironic.

Sounds just kinda silly to me, not really ironic. It's more ironic in the Alanis Morrisette sense. I dunno, I just don't think the joke is that funny, and I should stop analyzing it.

anal sex: apparantly it doesn't just make your day it makes your whole week.

A blonde girl turns up one day to a public library and asks to the lady working behind the desk:
"Hello, I would like to order a cheeseburger, with large fries and a coke please."

The other lady:
"Euh....... your are in a library, madam"

The blonde lady (whispering):
"Sorry, I would like to order a cheeseburger, with large fries and a coke please."