Peripatetic wrote:The one-two punch of Scott McCloud and Eli Janney could give me a case of gay.

Man, fuck it, all four of 'em.

That tour where they were the backup band for Gina Gershon was funny because she ranked maybe third in hotness on that stage. Cheer up, Gina, you're still better-looking than Johnny Temple!

GVSB, Thor Eisentrager & Kevin Rutmanis, Nick Oliveri, Calvin Johnson, Brian McMahan, Peter Christopherson, Jah Wobble, and old-school Jaz Coleman...not that I'm keeping a list.

i 3rd the pace brothers nomination majorly. richard buckner is kind of cute in a drunk bastard sort of way. and guy piccioto of course, minus the brutal brow.

David Yow.. ...I mean..

Brainiac were hot, yes. But like the equally hot Ian Svenonius, their stage presence has "frantic humpers" written all over it. This is not hot.

I saw Guy P. at a show, mid-90's, wearing a pea coat with a battered paperback tucked in a pocket. Damn. I'd let him, um, do stuff.

Todd Trainer is pretty easy on the peepers. I have not yet developed an assessment of his humpstyle. I will maybe do this Sunday.

Johnny Depp. He was in P, wasn't he? I'd have given it to Johnny Depp in the "Jump Street" days.

Uhh, I mean, if was gay...

Which, you know, I'm not...

jamie stewart
















or the drummer from frog eyes

But it's not that there's anything wrong with it, you know...