The last time I got my hair cut, I went to a man that spent the entire time brushing his dick against my shoulder. Of course, his trouserpants were still on at the time - if they hadn't been, I probably would have left the place looking like this:



He didn't get all sexy or anything (which come to think of is a bit offensive - am I that hideous?) but it was weird to know that I could feel another man's dick outside of the usual places - Burger King, funerals, your dad's office etc...

it was weird to know that I could feel another man's dick outside of the usual places - Burger King, funerals, your dad's office etc...

rubbing a weiner on the shoulder is a common greeting in Appalachia. You should really come down.

Vince Clortho wrote:rubbing a weiner on the shoulder is a common greeting in Appalachia. You should really come down.

And then wipe off?

Tee-hee! I get that.










mmm good.